Eddsworld x Reader (Oneshots)

Masochist

Green Leader x Masochist!Reader

Masochist - A person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation or a person who enjoys an activity that appears to be painful or tedious.
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Reverse AU

It wasn't a swell day at England,, in fact, it was like an apocalypse... The Green Army took over the once beautiful country, and turned it into a vast land of debris, smoke and blood. Few of the people joined the army, and the remaining people were hiding, or living in a forest, or... were dead. (Y/N) was one of the survivors,, hiding, training, fighting for food, but there's one thing the survivors can't do,, and that is killing the most powerful army's soldiers. (Y/N) killed almost half of the Green Army soldiers for just six days. Well, just two more soldiers and it will be half... Until they were caught by the Green Leader himself, and brought back to the base where they were tortured, abused, but they were enjoying the pain. After their wounds and scars were healed, they were released, but they came back only to be captured by the soldiers, and tortured. Soon, they were released again, but they came back again.

and again..

...

and again...

Edd's P.O.V.
"Green Leader..." Tom said. "What's the problem, Tom?" I asked, about to drink my cola. "It's (Y/N)." Tom said. I stopped, and stared at him. Did they make up their mind to join the army? No, no, no... They won't do that. They'll just come back for pain. I stood up from my seat, and exited my office with Tom trailing behind me. Goddamnit (Y/N). Always have to interrupt my break time, do you? We exited the building, and walked near the gate where they're always waiting. I caught Matt was talking to (Y/N). He turned around, and step aside.

They are wearing their [Favorite color] hoodie, rolled up to the elbows, revealing their arms wrapped with bandages,, and some black pants, and shoes. They have bandages wrapped around their arms, hands, and neck. They have band aids on their left cheekbone, the bridge of their nose, temples, and right cheek.

"I'll handle this,, you two get back in the base." I ordered, and the two left without saying a word. "(Y/N)." I snarled, and they replied with a cute small laugh. "Paul, and Pat already joined the army.. So why don't you?" I asked. "Because there's still Tord left... And why would you want an old friend who killed almost half of your army, huh?" They asked. "Oh, not just an old friend.. An old crush." They added. "Get out, you pathetic insufferable masochist." I said.

"You're the one who's pathetic."

"Your soldiers beating me up, then releasing me. Why can't you torture me?" They said. "What will you do to make me torture you this time..?" I asked. They snatched my cola, drank it, and gave it back,, almost empty. My fucking cola. I finished my drink, and threw it beside them. "Follow me to the office.. You're in big trouble." I said, and walked to the entrance. They followed behind, while some soldiers stared at (Y/N). We passed by Paul and Patryck,, they were shocked that I was leading (Y/N) to my office.

Then we reached my office. Tom and Matt were standing beside my office door, talking, until Tom noticed me, and nudged Matt. "C'mere, masochist." I said, entering my office. They gave the two a quick smirk, and entered my office, closing the door, and slowly, yet gracefully walked towards me. What the hell did I just say. "What now, Green Leader?" They asked. "That's Edd to you, masochist." I said, wrapping an arm around their waist, and pulling them closer.

"Nah, that's soldier to you, love." (Y/N) said. I grabbed their chin, and grinned. Yep. They are joining. "You know... I think you'll be a great soldier since you killed half of my army." I said. "It's not sheer luck anymore. It's skill." They said. I leaned to their face, and my lips locked with theirs. (Y/N) kissed back, and licked my lower lip, asking for permission. I heard the door creak, and I pulled away, breaking the kiss. Tom and Matt were standing on the doorway with Pat, and Paul behind them.

Fem. ver:
"Um... So she's a soldier now?" Patryck asked while Matt gave Tom £10. "Yep."

Male ver:
"I told you he's gay." Tom said, as Matt gave him £10.