Guys something fucking horrible just happened and im in pUrE RAGE LIKE A STRANGER JUST SHOWED HIS DICK AT ME AND MY FRIEND LIKE BITCH WE'RE JUST 14 YEARS OLDS FOR FUCK'S SAKE- okay let me explain this properly:
Me and my friend were just going home from my girlfriend's house and we have like to cross a small concrete bridge then we saw the stranger with his basketball shorts a little down and there were some people in front of him but they're lucky they didn't saw it. So we were making fun of the guy in secret and then he just lined up with us, looking at us. We thought he heard us, so we walked at the bridge and stopped. The guy lined up with us again. We didn't know what he want until....... I looked down and sAw HIS FUCKING TWO INCH GENITAL!! OBVIOUSLY HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE HIM A MOTHERFUCKING BLOWJOB! WHAT IS HE? DOES HE HAVE AN EXHIBITIONISM DISORDER?!?! Good thing a dude yelled 'OI' then the stranger ran away. After that we crossed the bridge and ran away from that place. I grabbed my scissor from my bag while my friend grabbed her ballpen.
Like excuuuuse me something bad happens when im not secretly holding my large scissors
I still remember his bitch ass face tho. It's like if manny pacquiao was a smoker and on crack. Of course minus the beard,,, just the mustache.
I'll fucking report him to the popo
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