Phan one shots

Christmas special

"For ye bells were ringing out in me swamp." Dan sung off-pitch but to the laughter of his boyfriend Phil. The lads were ready for Christmas this time Dan hadn't procrastinated as much. They had their beautiful rave tree with its sexy ghost star centrepiece on the tip of the ravishing green and spiky branches. " hey shrek when you're quite finished with that shrektacular rendition of an Irish song, we need to wrap your mums present!" Phil chuckled. "Wrap,w-w-wrap the presents don't tie it round your leg or you'll probably lie... or die ?" DJ Dan attempted to create a festive wrap. Phil giggled slightly as Dan choked on his own laughter. "Lion, am I enough for you?" Dan stuttered embarrassed and concerned for the results. " why wouldn't you be danyul? Your gorgeous smile with your sad dimple, your chocolate river like eyes. I love you and to be honest if anything I don't deserve you. If you excuse me I think donkey wants some hot coco." Phil explained his tongue peeking out of his mouth and expression of fondness and admiration gracing his features. " you better watch, you better not cry cause San-tan-der is coming to shreks' swamp he sees you when your washing he knows when you're shitting so be good for shrek!" Dan continued the bad puns for several hours then it was time for bed.

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" hey hey Philly it's Christmas!" Dan yelled into the sleeping phils' cacoon.  He eagerly ripped the covers off of Phil and thankfully he'd decided to sleep with boxers on. Not that Dan would've minded. Phil groaned at the loss of his warm quilt but nevertheless got up after some stretching and raced  past Dan and down the stairs nearly falling several times as his will for presents grew. "Phil!" Dan yelled down. " look at me being really lazy." He muttered to a vlogging camera he'd quickly grabbed. " say hi to the Viewers" Dan urged "hey guys! So my name is [dan]" he imitated receiving a death glare worthy of shrek himself.  "Find a new joke you flop." Dan commentated. "Can you grab my lovely calendar my living flop." He asked Phil. "Ugh, fine only cause you're you. If it was anyone else I think not." Phil trudged to the burning fireplace and collected dans doge themed calendar or his stale meme Calendar.  He dropped it on dans lap and sat beside him discreetly cuddling into him. " if it's the 25th doesn't that mean you don't have any left Dan?" Phil questioned realising the date again. " yup and no. Yes it is the 25th but I get a special thing according to this." He pointed towards the large door. He aesthetically opened the door and inside was a mini doge cupcake scented plush. "Oh my god Philly oook!" Dan giggled sounding like a Five year old boy when he received the smallest chocolate.

" Dan I think it's time to open your presents!" I chuckled glancing at him still bouncing up and down. I still forget he's 25. He glanced at the Dan and Phil wrapping paper amusing dancing in his eyes. He giggled at the choice wrapping paper. When he opened it he saw a little plaque that said " turn around."

He gasped slightly concerned but overall excited. Behind him was me on my knees holding out a box and a beautiful ring just right for dan.it was a mix between two rings. It had swirled infinity looking patterns wrapped and intertwined around it with a few jewels of various colours. Then one of them would be pressed and it would light up in different auras depending on which jewel you pressed. "Daniel James Howell I knew that from the moment I met you I had to make you mine with your poodle hair and noodle height. You were and are still so cute, I love you with all my Heart. I'm not good at words as we know with DAPGOOSE. So will you honour me and become mine as Daniel James Howell-Lester?"
He began to tear up and nodded almost like a bobble head it hit to the point I thought his head would fall off I have him a sauve passionate kiss and twirled him around as we danced to all star by smash mouth. " Merry Christmas Dan."

"Merry Christmas Philly."