Haikyuu Yaoi → One-Shots

🎄 KyouHaba - ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ 2

Unedited - MERRY CHRISTMAS 💕
25/10/16
KyouHaba // Christmas FLUFF
Requested by - Oikawas_Trash_Can

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"YAHABA ARE YOU NEAR THE SUPERMARKET RIGHT NOW?!"

"Mum your the one who asked me to go to the gODDAMN SUPERMARKET SO OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE!"

"Ah that's great I need to you to buy some soy sauce. We're all out and your aunts and uncle and his brother who is also your uncle and his wife who is your aunt and her cousin wh-"

"Soy sauce got it bye." I said quickly before cutting the call letting out a huge sigh of relief.

It was Christmas and eventhough I don't particularly celebrate it most western cultures would, family member who I didn't even know I was related to would come over for a dinner.

"Where's the damn soy sauce?" I said scanning through all the sauces.

Fish.

Tomato.

Mustard.

Condoms.

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-"

"Oh Yahaba you've found some condoms! And here I was thinking my teammate was a Virgin. How silly of me-" a voice said behind me making me freeze not wanting to turn around.

A dead man's grave could tell you who that annoying quirky voice belonged to.

"No Oikawa it isn't what your think. I was looking for some soy sauce an-"

"AHA SO YOU ARE A VIRGIN LET YOUR BEAUTIFUL CAPTAIN TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF SEX AN-"

~20 minutes later~

"And then you pull it out tHEN DONE WITH BEAUTIFUL SEX YOUR WELCOME!" he said before putting my head then walking out the shop with the box of condoms.

I think my life has flashed before my eyes. 7 times. It had a lot of sleeping in it.

"Yahaba?"

I turned around with a terrified expression to see something even more terrifying.

"Kyoutani. I think all my innocence has left me." I said slowly walking over to him my hands out in front of me probably looking like a zombie.

"innocence? Are you ok? What happened? Are yo- AH WHAT THE FUCK GET OF MY!" He shouted into my ear as I clutched onto his arm falling to the ground.

"My youth. Where did it go? I am a sin someone help me-"

I may be over reacting but this boys face is to priceless to stop.

"what happened? Who did it? Are you? Are your hurt?"

Oh gosh this guy probably thinks I got raped hA I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE-

"H-he grabbed me and I got so scared then he was so violent that i-" before I could finish my little act he had grabbed me by the shoulders and lifted me of the ground. Staring right into my eyes.

That's when I actually took in the situation. Out faces where only inches apart that I can practically feel his dyed hair against my own brown hair.

Then he did something that made me question his existence in this cruel world.

He hugged me.

Wait let me rephrase that it doesn't sound intimate enough.

He strait up fucking grabbed me, embraces me locking me into his arm my head against his shoulder.

"Don't worry I'm here now."

Ok maybe I should stop before he gets really pissed when I tell him.

"U-uh Kyoutani I was joking I'm fine...could you let go?"

"...WHAT?!" He shouted pushing me of him making me trip and start to fall.

I braced myself for the impact only to feel a pair of warm hands grip on the back of my neck.

I stared up once again into the eyes if the guy who I was pretty much destroying by teasing.

"U-uh...hey." I said awkwardly a light blush spreading across my face.

"Um...your red?" He said looking genuinely confused.

"No shit Sherlock. If you stand this close of course I'll get flustered, one wrong I've and you'll kiss me-"

Ok so. You can probably guess what cut my of.

I'm not complaining but, it didn't taste like I thought it would have...

When we finally parted we both were bright red, him more than me.

"Did I just seriously do that?" he asked making me chuckle lightly.

"Yup." I said moving my face closer to his.

"OI NO FUCKING IN THE STORE YAHABA I KNEW I SHOULDN'T TAUGHT YOUR THE WAY OF SEX I HAVE FAILED AS A CAPTAIN IWA-CHAN!"

"SHITTYKAWA WILL YOU STOP SHOUTING AND GET OUT OF THE STORE, YOUR GONNA GET ME FIRED ON MY FIRST DAY STUPID!"