Haikyuu Yaoi → One-Shots

KuroBoku | Break in

Here's just a short fluff i thought of. Oh and it's 1am so please ignore my pathetic excuse for grammer and spelling :D

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~Bokuto POV~

*ring ring ring rinG RING RING*

What is that.
Trump is that you.
I thought you died.

*INTENSIVE RINGING*

Wait it's just my phone.

*mORE RINGIN-*

Ah. It stoped. My life is perfect once again. Goodnight.

//currently 10am//

~Time skip~

"OHMERGERD IT'S SO YELLOW EW EW EW!"

I suddenly bolt out of bed falling of the edge in the process. Someone is down stairs and is obvivously doing something odd.

I am sure i locked the door last night...or did I. WAIT! SOMEONE HAS BROCKEN INTO MY HOU-

"Jesus christ why the fuck does he have so many owl plushies?"

AND THEY'RE INSULTING MY TASTE IS PLUSHIES.

Ok bokuto calm your hakuna ma titas. What did Akkashi tell you to do if someone invaded your house and started insulting your toys.

"Bokuto-san trust me i doubt that would ever happen."

WELL AKAASHI HOW ABOUT NOW.

Oh i know. A weapon.

Too small.

Too heavy.

Too round.

Too pink.

To- WAIT THIS IS PERFECT!

I slowly went up to my door trying my best not to make the intruder notice me.

As i slowly creep down the stairs thinking of some really cool tip toe music from scooby doo and waft of bacon and eggs filled my nose.

oK SO NOT ONLY DOES THIS PERSON BREAK INTO MY HOUSE, INSULT MY OWL PLUSHIES BUT THEY DECIDE TO MAKE FOOD FOR THEMSELVE?! NAH BRO THATS LOW.

"THAT'S IT I'M COMMING DOWN YOUR GONNA DIE BITCH!"

With that i quickly jump down the rest of the stairs heading straig for the kitchen with my weapon out infront of me.

"AHHHH DIE ASSHOLE IT'LL SHOW YOU TO STEAL MY FOOD!" I shouted with my eyes closed before swinging my trusty 30cm ruler around hoping for it to atleast poke the food stealer in the eye. And to my luck i hear a loud slap indicating i had hit something.

"Wha- OW MY ASS BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL?!" The deep voice said grabbing my ruler tugging it away from my iron grip.

"IT KNOWS MY NAME! I'LL CALL MY BOYFRIEND ON YOU. HE'S REALLY BUFF AND SCARY LOOKING AND PROBABLY SIT ON YO-"

"Wow babe chill. But thanks i know i'm buff but i'm not scary...oi open your eyes."

I hesitantly open my eyes to see Kuroo standing there with a huge smirk on his face.

"TESURO?! WHAT? HOW? WHY?" I said all at once. My brains about to expload.

"Well i am in your house because i called to ask to come over but you didn't pick up so i was...worried. And i asked Akaashi where the spare key was. Oh and babe really the doormat? Everyone does that. Why? Beacuse...um i don't know, you've been busy with practise and stuff so i just thought tha-"

I smiled cheekily before grabbing hold of Kuroo's shoulders and embracing him in a morning bear hug.

"Thanks babe~" i muttered into his neck leaving a butterfly kiss on it before going up to his mouth. Where i placed a small peck, i hadn't brushed my teeth and well...my breath isn't the best in the morning.

Last time we did that and i kissed him the next morning he kicked me strait out the door so i've learnt my mistake.

Kuroo gave me a big smile before hugging me again snuggling into my shoulder.

~Entended ending~

"THE FOODS BURNING KUROO!"

"HOLY SHIT I WAS GONE FOR 2 SECONDS!'

"AHHHHH FIRE-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SATAN IS HERE!1!1!!!"

"NO SATAN BE GONE SHOO SHOO-"

"OH ALL THINGS HOLY WITH CHEESE WHAT DO I DO?!"

"CALL FOR HELP!"

"OK BABE I GOT THIS...*calls someone* HEY KENMA HELP ME!"

"NO BABE CALL FOR SOME REAL HELP NOT KENMA...*calls someone else* AKAASHI HOW DO YOU STOP A FIRE?!"