Haikyuu Yaoi → One-Shots

Akakage |1| Club

BOI I'M WORKING ON SO MANY FANFICS FOR YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE I REALLY HOPE YOUR EXCITED <3333

[ UNEDITED ]

Btw this is part one, part two should be up tommorow as this itself is way too long xD

[ warning ultra kinky shiz please innocent readers or new smut readers prepare yoursleves or run away ]

DON'T SUE ME FOR THIS ISTG IT WAS smol_birds XDDD

Enjoy~

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Prostitute Akaashi x Drunk Kageyama

~Kageyama POV~

"Remind me why i agreed to this?" I said staring at the 5 shot glasses infront of me.

"Because i got here first, now drink up. Ladies free before 12~" Hinata said as Tsukishima chuckled downing his own glass.

"I'm not a girl and this is a all males club you little shit-"

"Don't be a pussy man." Saltyshima said nearly as drunk as Kuroo who was passed out under the table.

"Shut up. Well here i go." I muttered before downing the first glass. Then the second. Third. Forth.

And by the time i was into the 5th i was grinding againts some random older guy.

"Lower babe, come on lower-" i shut him up by bringing my finger to his mouth, then sassily walking away.

Yup i'm a bitch deal with it hoes.

( A/N - cASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT )

"Gentlemen hows the night?" Someone said into the microphone as people shouted and cheered, making me grown in annoyance. Why are they so fucking loud.

"Thats great! Well we've got a surprise, we're choosing one person for a surprise~ normally we have rules of no touching our strippers and let them do you, but tonight we've got someone very special with us- aKAASHI KEIJI!!" I quickly turned around looking at the stage with wide eyes.

THE AKAASHI KEIJI IS HERE? I AM BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS AKAASHI KEIJI???

I tall man walked up onto the stage with little to no cloths on. He had a few pound notes in his belts and his hair was a mess.

Like the i-am-the-sex-god hair mess.

Akaashi is known to be the best in bed, but he normally works for the highest of money.

It was horrible.

No one should use their body to make a living, even if he earns way more than a few hundred a day.

A sad feeling washed over me at what the host said next.

"We will be picking one person from todays club list for Akaashi to play with~ and that person is-"

I felt anger rise inside of me, at the thought of what some of these old disgusting men would do to him.

Hinata came up to me, behind him a smaller boy with pudding like hair clutching into his hand.