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I've been rereading deathly hallows. Bill and Fleur have the Fidelius Charm on their cottage, and Bill is the secret keeper. That works out perfectly. What even???

Why would someone entrust their life to another human, when they can just poof be protected without anyone knowing??? I don't understand wizards!! Why are they so fucking useless?? It took them how many years to figure out that they could be a secret keeper for themselves? Why do they even bother?

Also, going back on the thing I was talking about in the Second Part, why didn't Voldemort just use Accio on Harry? Why didn't he do this? 🙄  ((It has been brought to my attention [by myself] that Voldemort probably, probably, PROBABLY couldn't use accio on Harry because he was a horcrux....))

And these are some reasons that wizards are fucking useless.

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