A/N: this is late, I wanted to post this on Christmas but I was like why tf would I do that it's Jesus's birthday. So I was like okay post afterwards, so MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVEN THO IM 50 MILLION LIGHT YEARS LATE. ENJOY DIS CUZ IM WORKING ON SOMETHING FOR YALL ;)
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Suho: This lil shit has a shitload of money, so his lil shitty ass would buy you a shitload of presents. He's the type to notice you looking at stuff that catches your eye, and buys it behind your back. Of course you'd be grateful, and appreciate him for buying you such great gifts. (Then there's that other side where he'd just give you his credit card like "yahhhh bitch go buy you some of that good good and have fun")
As far as sex, he'd probably use that to lure you in for the presents. Then again, he would be the type to just sit back and watch you relish in your presents, while he says in his mind, " Damn Junmyeon, you are one sexy rich beast." That's Suho's sex right there. (Lol why can I actually see him doing that while sipping coffee)
Luhan: I can see him buying you clothes for Christmas. He'd know your style, based on how you dress everyday, and determine what you like. He'd take one of his female cousins to go shopping with him, because in all honesty- if he was caught shopping for women's clothing, that's not manly. He wouldn't be able to take all the shit his hyungs would roast him about. (They gonna press the lil deer's buttons, and he's gonna whip out a soccer ball like "come at me I'll press u like some juiceeeee")
Sex? Hell yeah! He'll feel like he deserves the man of the year award for buying you a lot of gifts, and to have you in his bed, screaming his name, is enough for him. Expect a few rounds. ;)
Xiumin: That damn Baozi. Since he's so warm and cuddly, he'd more than likely buy you clothes and jewelry. He's unsure what to get you, a little scared that you won't like it, so he just buys something he could see you wearing. He'd buy you a few sweaters, because they look super cute on you, and he'd probably buy you a pandora bracelet, collecting charms that represents talents you have.
Sex? He's kind of in between. He'd be up for it, biting his lip suggestively at you (lil shit) while you two are celebrating Christmas with his hyungs. If he's more on his calm, really adorable side, he'd just want to cuddle and share sweet kisses. (Knowing him it might escalate to something else cause XIUDADDEH)
Tao: Expect a new set of Gucci shoved into your face. If you bitch about it, saying you wanted Prada, the panda will wushu your ass (lmao help me I'm high). Jk. Well he would probably buy you Gucci, but then also shower you with more gifts aside from that. That damn panda can be aggressive, mushy, and daddy at different times. I could see him buying you lipstick too, just as a little gift.
Sex? *sigh*
So Tao would be on his way to shower, but then remember the 3 ghosts from Christmas past, present, and future, and his scary ass would drag you to the bathroom. You'd protest a little, but after the panda shows all of his naked glory to you, you'd be glad he made you tag along.
Kai: Kai is the type to buy something mushy, and make up a dance as a gift straight from his heart. When I say mushy, I mean like stuff that could draw the two of you closer. He'd buy you some nice clothes, and shower you with sweets. After you've practically consumed diabetes, he'd show you the special dance he made for you. He's pretty creative, so of course you'd be wowed by his amazing performance.
