Cookies

Cokeies

Bubba X ROOB buying some "cookies". Special delivery. "Happy ending". Elmo is making these "cookies" (crystal meth). They go to a competition, kill someone, take the stove, more cookies

"I need some more ingredients!" Elmo yelled from the kitchen. Bubba was taking a shit as Elmo was baking cookies.
"On it!" Bubba yelled back. He got on his laptop and ordered some more ingredients for the cookies. The moment Bubba clicked "order" on all the ingredients, they popped out of thin air. Bubba gave the ingredients to Elmo, then went back to taking a giant shit. Just as he finished, someone knocked on the door. "May I help you?" Bubba called from the other side of the door.
"Yea, I'm here to buy the stuff" the man on the other side said. Bubba looked through the peep hole on his door to see if the man was a cop. From the looks of it, the man was a normal civilian with reindeer antlers on his head.
"So, you're here for the cookies? One second, sir!" Bubba went into the kitchen to get some of the Christmas cookies that Elmo made. It looked like Elmo really out-did himself. The cookies were shaped like little snowmen. The "frosting" on them was actually cocaine.
Bubba put a few of the cookies in a box and quickly wrapped it, making sure to put a little bow on the top. He went back to the door and pulled the man inside of his apartment.
"Here you are, sir. That will be $500." Bubba told the man.
"You can call me ROOB" the man said as he was getting out his wallet. ROOB gave Bubba $500 and took the box from Bubba. "I was wondering if you needed any extra help. It's almost Christmas, so I would guess that you are very busy." Bubba thought for a moment before deciding.
"Of course, you can help! I actually need to make a special delivery to the building across the street, so you could be my bodyguard." Bubba said, getting an idea. He grabbed a dozen cookies from the kitchen, put them in a bag, then pulled ROOB out the door.
The two headed over to the big building across from Bubba's apartment. Bubba knocked on the door, but no response came. Bubba handed the cookies to ROOB, then kicked down the door.
"Grab the stove. It will be my payment." Bubba told ROOB, taking back the cookies. ROOB nodded and went over to pick up the stove. Bubba left half of the cookies on a table, then they both headed back to Bubba's apartment. Bubba took the stove from ROOB and put in the kitchen.
"Thanks, now I can do more work" Elmo said sarcastically.
"You're welcome" Bubba said with a wink. "We're going to the contest, see ya later" With that, Bubba and ROOB went to the local competition. It was a rather odd competition; the winner had to kill the loser. Bubba didn't worry, though, his cookies always won.

Time skip to after the competition because I'm lazy

"And the winner is Bubbalishus, as always. Now, you may kill the loser." Bubba took the gun from the host, but gave it to ROOB.
"You may do the honors." Bubba said to ROOB. ROOB happily took the gun from Bubba and shot the loser. Everyone cheered, then headed home. What everyone didn't know was that the cops were watching the competition and were following Bubba to his home...
A few minutes after Bubba and ROOB got back to the apartment, somebody knocked on the door. Bubba looked through the peep hole in his door to see three men in cop uniforms. Bubba instructed ROOB and Elmo to be quiet before slightly opening the door.
"M-May I help you, officers?" Bubba asked the three cops.

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Wow this is late as fuck... Whoops