Things Gravity Fallers Should not say when family is around

Ship ANYTHING AT ALL

Don't ship anything
Me: I love Billdip, *making fangirl noises*
Grandma: WTF is that.
Me: (sweating because grandma is really religious.) Umm, nothing...
Grandma: Takes iPad. And sees picture of billdip kissing.
SATAN OMG JESUS SAVE THIS CHILD OMG
YOU NEED JESUS.
PLZ TELL ME YOUR NOT GAY TOO.
Me: no grandma I'm not gay. Why do you always do this.
Grandma: What?