Things Gravity Fallers Should not say when family is around

Ask for merch

Me: hey mam
Mom: what, I'm reading
Me: can I get this book called Journal 3
Mom: what's it about
Me: Cool supernatural creatures in gravity falls
Mom: nah, it's expensive, why don't you go get that romance book over there
Me: I'll go back to my room.
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Grandma: what do you want for Christmas
Me: Oh Dippers hat!
Grandma: What?
Me: shows picture of dipper
Grandma: OH MY GOODNESS, DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH.
Me: maybe... But can I have that hat?
Grandma: it's like 29 dollars nah
Me 😖😢