Things Gravity Fallers Should not say when family is around

Im back B (Go to hottopic)

Me: Look at this, *le billdip shirt* -squeals-
Mom: *takes picture, shows grandmother*
Grandmother on the phone
GM: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING IN HOTTOPIC, A SANTANIC STORE, LOOKING AT GAY STUFF. YOU THINK WE GONNA GET YOU THIS, NO WE ARE GETTING YOU A BIBLE.
Me: I get that every year