Things Gravity Fallers Should not say when family is around

Listen to music related to the show

Me listening to DeCipher by Madame macabre
Grandma: WHAT IS THAT GOD AWFUL SONG. OMG ARE YOU A SATAN WORSHIPPER.
Me: No. I haven't been accepted to Satan's school for the young and talented witches yet.
Grandma: literally breaks down.
Me: listens to more music, while reading Harry Potter fanfic, and wearing my Dipper hat