One Christmas eve santa was currently going through diarrhea and he couldn't give the gifts. Then he had an idea. What if he could tell Mrs. Clause to dress the one of the reindeer as him. He called his wife on the phone while taking a long watery poop. He's been pooping for an hour. His wife said that she will dress one of them up. She did it then they were off. The reindeer crashed and befor they crashed he said.......
ALLAH BAKWA! *explosion*
Thats how Christmas was ruined.
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