A Metallica Christmas

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Shredder101: MERRY METALLICA CHRISTMAS!!!!!¡

ReaperBass164: Merry fuckin' christmas

Motörhead666: YEaaah!

DenmarkKing1286: I guess so....

DenmarkKing1286: james, why the hell did you get me tampons!?!?!?!?

Motörhead666: doi, because you're a girl.!

DenmarkKing1286: ...?

Shredder101: your d is the size of a peanut.. I saw in a dressing room on our last tour

ReaperBass164: stop this insanity!!!!!!

Motörhead666: go smoke a joint, cliff.

ReaperBass164: ....

DenmarkKing1286: no more looking. P.S. I caught you cliff peeking through your presents last night!

Shredder101: oooo!!! You fucking cheater!!!

Motörhead666: its okaaay. I did too!

DenmarkKing1286: damn you all! Wait... wheres cliff??

Shredder101: I think we all know...

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Merry Christmas, metalli-CATS! I love you all :)

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