Touring Requirements

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DenmarkKing1286: stupid people..

Motörhead666: now larz, do u have self esteem issues??

DenmarkKing1286: shuda fug up

ReaperBass164: whats the haps?

Shredder101: imma get in on this

DenmarkKing1286: no, no no. I submitted my touring requirements. I FORGOT THE DAMN HEATED TOILET SEAT!!

Shredder101: you do know those 'requirements' are suppose to be like food, blankets, and possibly a flashlight. Rich bitch.

DenmarkKing1286: DAMMIT HAMMETT! I know, but we can order. Whatever. The. Fuck. We. Want. And I shall take advantage of that $hit!

ReaperBass164: yasss

Motörhead666: I enjoy trashing hotel rooms... and its okay, it not our money. Ah haha!

Shredder101: so what were you peeps requirements??

DenmarkKing1286: well there was SUPPOSE to be a heated toilet seat!!! But now its a gourmet cheese tray, two steaks (frozen some for some other bitch to cook), fritos chips, 2 cheese pizzas, gummy bears, shrimp, 4 bottles of Smirnoff, a pack of Coors, milk, a water machine, speed-blow hair dryer, silk sheets, and an egyptian cotton robe.

Motörhead666: maniac.. I ordered 3 packs of coors, a roll of toilet paper, and a few manly magazines. Oh and just a couple frozen dinners. I plan to eat on the road.

ReaperBass164: I love lars's idea. But I just ordered 5 packs of coors and some shock top. I'm eatin' on the road.

Shredder101: you ãre ALL hopel3ss!! I ordered toilet paper, a flashlight, pizza, a first aid kit, and some old horror comic books.

DenmarkKing1286: well good luck to you all who'll be livin' the low tour life while im livin' the high one!

ReaperBass164: as deon from clueless once said, well, there goes your social life!!

Motörhead666: oh my todd...

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