A/n: I mean why not, right, guys? #EBOLO #nigahiga #thenewYOLO #toomanyhashtags
-- Pure Onyx
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(Illuminati confirmed)
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Sophie: This is?
Happy: WARNINGWARNINGWARNING BEWARE NICE ELVES DO NOT READ IF DEATH MAKES YOU SAD AND GUILTY BECAUSE YOU WILL FEEL BAD AND GO CRAZY
Fitz: I just noticed the lack of grammar in Happy's words.
Keefe: Full stops and the like? How?
Fitz: Um... *slips something into back pocket* MORE ABOUT IT NEXT TIME ~PO
Keefe, in a majestic voice: TRUE CRIME. THE HISTORY OF CRIME IN THE VICTORIAN ERA. BY DR DEDAN BERRY.
Biana: Dead and... Buried?
Linh: EHHHH?
Tam (snatches book): He's lying, it's Dr Pure Panda? Hence a new ship is born? Please, no ~po
Dex: Pandas always were weird animals.
Tam (flipping through book): Jack the Ripper, active in Whitechapel in around 1895 was responsible for the brutal murders of the Canonical Five, listed below, and perhaps two or three more additional murders. He is also suspected of cannibalism...
Linh, the cinnamon roll: caNNIBALISM?!
Tam: as is seen in the Letter from Hell, as seen on page 294. He is known for killing prostitutes...
Linh: What are those?
Sophie: nOOO MY POOR INNOCENT CINNAMON ROLL
[[[THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN CUT SHORT TO PROTECT LINH'S INNOCENCE. PLEASE WAIT ON STANDBY]]]
Sophie: So, um... what were you hiding in your pocket, Fitz?
Fitz: Nothing?
Keefe: YOU STINK AT LYING, VACKER! I CAN SMELL IT OFF YOU OR MAYBE IT'S MY EMPATHY!
Fitz: I had a bath today morning, if you must know!
Dex: GOTCHA!
Dex, standing majestically, holding up a...?
KOTLC REACT: WATTPAD!
Fitz: Nooooooooooo! Also, why am I the only grammatically correct one here when it comes to punctuation?
Linh: OOOOOH IT'S REAL TIME UPDATING WHAT WE'RE SAYING SEE?
Keefe: Foster says INSERTCOLON KEEFE IS THE CUTEST GUY IN THE WORLD!
Sophie: wha--
Happy: Dex says INSERTCOLON I SHALL NOT LET YOU TOUCH MY PRINCESS!!
Dex: NO I DON'T!
Linh: (scroll) (blush) (scroll) (blush) (scroll) (blush) (blush) (blush)
Tam: (snatches phone from Linh)
Tam: VACKER WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING THIS IS LITERALLY TELLING US OUR LIVES AND YOU'RE... (shoves lemon fanfic into Fitz's face. Enough said.)
Fitz: waaarghblugh nowaywillieverbecaughtdoingTHAT
Keefe: WOAH YOU WERE PUNCTIUATION MARK-LESS FOR ONCE CONGRATZ BRO
Biana, plucking phone from Tam: "'Ah, my love, you're the only one for me...' Fitz said as he leaned closer and closer towards the blushing Linh. 'Fitz, I—"
Happy: (drool)
Everyone else: (blush)
Fitz: NoooOoooOoOOOOOOO
Biana: But it was in your library!
Keefe: That's our tsundere for you!
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A/N:_I'm sorry for everything like 1. not updating for ages 2. not ending this nicely because I had no idea how to 3. not being able to take requests cause I just started using the mobile app and am still trying to figure out everything like how to view comments 4. changing my writing style and now I'm more interactive even in the middle of stories like what I said after the Dr Pure Panda thing and breaking down the fourth wall more than ever. Damn, po, back at it again with the bad updates
~po
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FanfictionAre you bored? Yes? So are the Keeper of the Lost Cities cast. Watch all your favourite heroes from Keeper of the Lost Cities react to shtuff found in the Forbidden Cities, because, y'know, I have nothing else to do. .-.
