12:04 am
choiboi: MERRY CHRISTMAS
mork: youngjae plz
tolbrownie: but mark
tolbrownie: its krith muth
mork: no its 12:04 am and i want to sLEEP but NO i have to be in stupid H&M WORKING UNTIL LIKE 3am CUZ PEOPLE HAVENT BOUGHT THEIR FRICKEN PRESENTS YET
jaebutt: o
fabson: calm down
choiboi: arent u guys supposed to be working?
mork: its too hectic in the store for anyone to notice im using my phone lol
tolbrownie: im just hiding in the store room till the place clears out
fabson: omg same
dabdab: ^^
jaebutt: ^^^
choiboi: ^^
dabdab: omigosh youngjae is slacking off ??¿
choiboi: there are too many people in the store and they keep shouting at me if i dont work fast enough i cant dEAL
fabson: chill man
fabson: where tf is my mother
dabdab: in china???
fabson: oop i meant jinyoung
eomma: im here son
eomma: PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
eomma: SOME LADY ASKED ME WHERE THE CONDOMS WERE BUT THING IS SHE WAS LIKE 500 YEARS OLD 🙃🙃🙃🙃
eomma: SO I TOLD HER I'D GO GET THEM FOR HER AND RAN OFF AND NOW IM HIDING IN THE STORE ROOM
tolbrownie: 500 years old and she still gets more action than jackson wow
fabson: my sex life is none of ur business u coffee addict
tolbrownie: ok but?? im not addicted to coffee?? just cuz ??¿ i work ina coffee shop¿¿?
mork: someone just asked me if we sold bleach like, this is a fucking clothing store wtf
dabdab: i could go for a cup of bleach rite now
jaebutt: ^^
jaebutt: this christmas music is getting so annoying
tolbrownie: 'jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the wayyyyy'
jaebutt: i'll jingle your bells if u dont shut up
jaebutt: wAIT
fabson: UR GONNA WOT
mork: SLOW DOWN THERE
dabdab: looks like jb is being a hOE HOE HOE
jaebutt: FUCK MY LYPHE
fabson: so i decide to finally come out of the store room
fabson: and id like someone to explain this to me
fabson:
eomma: look at dem legs tho 👌🏼😩
jaebutt: ya but look at that lACK OF ASS 👎10/10 wud not screw
fabson: wtf is wrong with u guys
tolbrownie: ur just jealous cuz he's kyooter than u
fabson: u guys make me actually want to go back to work ew
eomma: do it, i dare u
fabson: kk bai bitches gonna work
eomma: o shit he actually did it
choiboi: im gonna go back to work too
choiboi: i feel bad for just sitting here, bye guys
mork: ok now that he's gone
mork: how are you and youngjae doing jb?
jaebutt: whOOpsies work is cALLING MY NAME bye
mork: sIGH
dabdab: i just heard someone ask to put christmas decorations on their burger
tolbrownie: lolwut
mork: OMG SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF WE SEELL ANAL BEADS WTFWTFSBDNF
tolbrownie: welP now seems like a good time to sKIDDADLe
eomma: ^^
dabdab: im not wven gonna make an excuse, im just gonna leave now, bye
mork: siGH
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