1. "They updated the Wattpad app again?!"
2. "Okay, time to go to bed... Oh, wait this is interesting..."
3. "Update please!"
4. "Friend request?"
5. "I love your books!"
6. "OH MY GOD! *NAME OF CHARACTER* IS DEAD!!! HUHUHU! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME *NAME OF AUTHOR*!!!"
7. "What's sleep?"
8. "I haven't seen natural sunlight for 13 hours..."
9. "Your writing is so cool!"
10. "Nice cover!"
11. "YES! AN UPDATE!!!"
12. "I forgot to eat..."
13. "I forgot to take a bath..."
14. "Yey! Someone followed me!"
15. "Ouch! Someone unfollowed me!"
16. "Wow... 1M reads..."
17. *phone's dead for 3 sec* "I miss Wattpad"
18. "Wattpad is my life!"
19. "Thanks for the follow!"
20. "Can you please read my story?"
21. "Leave votes and comments for my story please!"
22. "Sorry no updates this week, guys."
23. "Newbie here!" *we know you're not a newbie, you just made another one*
24. "Follow for follow?"
25. "Read for read?"
26. "Comment for comment?"
27. "Vote for vote?"
28. "Can I request a cover please?"
29. "Can I request a trailer please?"
30. "Aesthetic. . ."
31. "Wait! Wrong grammar! Do you mean _ _ _"
32. "Wait Wrong spelling... Do you mean _ _ _?
33. "Your story is cliché."
34. "I'm afraid I haven't finished my story yet."
35. "I'm sad. Me cry, me sad. Huhu!"
36. "1k/m reads! Thank you guys!"
37. "Check out my new story..."
38. "I'm on hiatus..."
39. "Good night, Wattpad. See you tomorrow!"
40. "Join the _ _ _ campaign/club!"
41. "Follow my second account!"
42. "New chapter of ___ is up guys!"
43. "Shameless self-promo"
44. "Notice me, Senpai!"
45. "I have a hate account?!"
46. "I'm a fan!"
47. "Your covers are amazing..."
48. "Omg this story is my 💩"
49. "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM"
50. "PM/DM me"
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Just Chill and Eat an Oryeow
CasualeA book filled with series of random and raging rants written by the king of Oreo Cookies who rants, complains, and confesses random things, Oryeow. + Includes tags. © oryeows Cover by chimercurial All rights reserved.
