The signs as 22 Jump Street quotes
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Aries: This is so boring. No one's getting shot. [one of her bodyguards gets shot] Oh my God! Did you just get shot? Like, right after I fucking said that?
Taurus: I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.
Gemini: Right in the crack.
Cancer: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!
Leo: Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.
Virgo: Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealer so easily the first time?
Libra: He's black! He's been through a lot!
Scorpio: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be.
Sagittarius: Yes, I am! You own this ass!
Capricorn: And if you know the person, you might be able to call them 'queer' if they have a great sense of humor. But I don't.
Aquarius: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit!
Pisces: I'm your best ni... I'm your worst nightmare!
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ZODIAC SIGNS #2
Random*Zodiac Signs Series||Book 2* This is sort of a continuation of my last zodiac signs book but this one is revolved around music, bands, singers, movies, shows, and other crud I want on this book. Enjoy! *Credit goes to-Tumblr, Instagram, Google, Wat...
