The Signs as "White Chicks" quotes
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Aries: "Move , bitch ."
Taurus: "Negro please . Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party , huh ? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me ."
Gemini: "Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me "!
Cancer: "Take good care of him . Oh , and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell" , kay ?"
Leo: "I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow , I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' Shrek ."
Virgo: "Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro ."
Libra: "Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get , like , liposuction or something !"
Scorpio: "She's having a bitch fit !"
Sagittarius: "I'm so fricking pissed ."
Capricorn: "Once you go black , you gonna need a wheelchair ."
Aquarius: "I am so glad I got waxed today ."
Pisces: "I wanna speak to your supervisor ! Better yet , I'm gonna write a letter !"
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ZODIAC SIGNS #2
Random*Zodiac Signs Series||Book 2* This is sort of a continuation of my last zodiac signs book but this one is revolved around music, bands, singers, movies, shows, and other crud I want on this book. Enjoy! *Credit goes to-Tumblr, Instagram, Google, Wat...
