The Signs as Mean Girls quotes
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Aries: "We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
Taurus: "She doesn't even go here!"
Gemini: "I don't hate you 'cause your fat. You're fat 'cause I hate you!"
Cancer: "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
Leo: "It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!"
Virgo: "I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!"
Libra: "But you're, like, really pretty... So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
Scorpio: "Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
Sagittarius: "I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."
Capricorn: "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
Aquarius: "It's like I have ESPN or something."
Pisces: "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
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ZODIAC SIGNS #2
Random*Zodiac Signs Series||Book 2* This is sort of a continuation of my last zodiac signs book but this one is revolved around music, bands, singers, movies, shows, and other crud I want on this book. Enjoy! *Credit goes to-Tumblr, Instagram, Google, Wat...
