Hey guys!
Roger: *sniff* *wrapped up in blanket* Hi.
Rick: Hello. *smiles*
Nick: Suuuup!
Syd: *grins and waves excitedly*
David: *awkward wave*
How're ya?
Roger: Could be better... Syd gave me a cold. *sniffs*
David: Psh! He's faking!
Roger: Am not!
David: Are too!
Syd: Well it's not my fault anyways! *sniffs as well* You were the one who hugged me!
Wait... Roger actually willingly hugged Syd?
Roger: I heard that his uncle died... Poor guy was a sobbing mess.
Syd: Was not!
Roger: Was too!
Syd: WAS NOT-
Rick: Tch! Oh, gentlemen, lets stop arguing. The lass seems in a much better mood today! *smiles* Last episode you seemed so dreadful, it just about made me quite sad myself.
Nah, it's alright Rick. But, hey, good news! We're gonna do this episode different!
Nick: Oh sweet! How?
The video is sorta short. Only about 40 seconds. So I'm gonna show you individually by taking one of you into another room while we watch it in there!
Rick: Ooh, that seems like fun!
Roger: *awkward look* Hmm...
Okay, first, I'll take my favorite.
Roger: *stands up*
Roger you aren't my favorite.
Roger: What? But I'm everyone's favorite...
Who do I obsess over 24/7?
Roger: OHHH, Kitten.
Yep! Cmon Ricky!
Rick: H-huh? Me?
No, the pope. Of course you!
Rick: *swallows* Oh dear.
Nick: GODSPEED RICK!
Syd: Good luck m8! *sniffs and cuddles into blanket*
Roger: Don't die!
David: Don't get scared!
Roger: Thanks for wishing me luck, gentlemen... *smiles, walks out*
Okay Rick, this room is sound proof, so they won't be able to hear the video or you...
Rick: *nods* Alrighty!
Me: Hopefully it'll cheer you up, since that last video was a bit scary.
Rick: Oh, let's see it, I'm excited. *grins*
Video:
Clattering in kitchen
Girl smiles at camera
"Girl: I'm a su chef here... By any chance I should be head chef next year."
Rick: Awe.... That's nice. Good for her.
Girl: "I've got this amazing fiancé..."
Rick: She's engaged?! Aww...
Girl: "... Who I won't be marrying. Because I'm about to be in a 'terrible accident'."
Rick: Accident? ... NO. Little one, NO!
Girl: *picks up pot full of boiling water* "But really I should've cleaned up the grease over there."
Rick: Oh... Oh yeah I see-no, nonono! I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
Girl: "And they shouldn't have put the deep fryer so close--!" *slips and falls back with yelp, pouring the boiling water all over her face* *screeches in pain*
Rick: *winces* Gyeh...!
Guy: "Help! There's been a terrible accident!"
Rick: *watching in shock, wide eyed*
the camera shows a clip of the girl screaming in agony, her face and hands covered in bleeding and bruised blisters. The video pans to black as her screams can still be heard.
Me: .... Well?
Rick:
Rick:
Rick: .... WHY CAN'T WE GET A HAPPY VIDEO FOR ONCE??? JUST FOR ONCE???
You signed up for this!
Rick: N-NO I CANT TAKE THIS!!!! THAT WAS TOO MUCH! *gets up and runs out* *runs back in, trips*
Roger: ??? RICK WTF??
Rick: *gets up, nose bleeding* I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *hides under chair, shaking like a wet puppy (or kitten)*
Syd: Awee.. *peeks under chair* Rick, c'maaaan.
Rick: NOOOOOO! YOU CANT MAKE ME
Roger: SOMEONE GET EM OUT *trying to pull him out*'
Rick: GYAAAH
Let's see if Roger can handle the video. Next part of this episode, on Pink Floyd React-
Rick: NOOOO LET GO OF ME!!! LET GO OF MEEEEEE!!!!!
.... On Pink Floyd React!
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