Aires: GOD DAM IT *breaks door down* (sorry I just had to put that reference in there )
Taurus: CRAP MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: DAMN *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down in bed
Virgo: THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES TODAY
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE (this suits me so much )
Sagittarius: *hits door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* No I'm fine fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WAS NOT THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
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Zodiac Signs Book
AcakI've been into star signs recently so I thought I'd make a book about them .
