insanity at its finest // phan au

Chapter 16

"Los Angeles." Phil breathed, looking around the street in awe. "Everything's so fancy!"

Dan shrugged. "We have to stay focused, babe."

"There's so many interesting things to do here!" 

"We have work to do." Dan said sternly, slipping his hand into Phil's. "Let's get to the hotel room that Tyler got for us."

"Tyler got us a room?" Phil questioned, following curiously behind.

"He bought us one back when we weren't insane. He has a room in Orlando and Vegas, which are the next two places to go." Dan explained. "I'm guessing he hasn't revoked the payment, just because Tyler wouldn't think of doing that. He's not that bright." 

Phil shrugged. "Is it far away?"

"The hotel?"

"Yes."

"It's less than a block away."

"Oh, okay, cool."

***

Dan opened the door and tossed his suitcase next to the bed. Phil did the same and laid down on the bed, patting the space next to him so Dan would lay down too. He laid next to Phil and brushed a stray hair out of the boy's face, smiling contently.

"So, who's going to kill Troye?"

"Troye? As in Troye Sivan? Blue Neighborhood Troye Sivan?"

"Yeah."

"We can't kill him!" 

"He's on the hit list."

Phil sighed. "I guess I can do it, then."

Dan shook his head softly, pulling Phil to his chest. "I'll do it, prince."

Phil looked up at him harshly. "I'm not a prince, and I want to kill him."

Dan was confused. "Babe, I got this-"

Phil pushed himself away from the boy and crossed his arms. "I can do it, Dan."

Dan shifted closer. "I'm not doubting, just saying. I'm going to do it."

Phil huffed and jumped onto Dan, pinning his arms above his head and sitting on his legs. "Let me kill him. Let me."

"Why should I?"

"Because you got to do it last time." Phil pouted, leaning in and letting his breath ghost over Dan's neck. "And it's my turn."

Dan shivered, meeting his gaze. "I'll stab him."

"I can make it look like a suicide." Phil replied softly. "We'll have a rooftop dinner. It's as simple as putting on gloves, pushing him off the building and burning all the evidence."

Dan nodded. "Fine. But I'm coming with you."

"Why wouldn't you?"

"I don't know." Dan grabbed Phil's wrists and flipped them over.

"It's been awhile." He teased, letting his fingers dance at the hem of Phil's shirt.

"Hit me, daddy."

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here's your smut scene:

"they put the dick in da butt."

thank you ughlikewhat for that beautiful scene description.

this was a filler, so that's why it was short :p

see you next week! <3