It was a cold night, and John was walking alone in the dark. He was drinking Starbucks, a peppermint latte to be exact, and he suddenly feels a warm hand touch his shoulder. John then said, "Who's there?" Then the figure then replies saying, "It's me Shrek, but I think you should call me daddy if you want to be safe." John then turns around and looks at Shrek. Shrek picks up John and they fly into John's apartment. Shrek puts John on the bed. John says in a polite voice, "Please, don't do this." Shrek yells at John, "Shut up faggot" Shrek then rips out a swamp scented condom and shoves his 24 inch dick into John'a ass. John screams with pain. Shrek then says, "You have a tight ass boy." John then starts to cry and scream at the same time. Shrek just laughs. After Shrek has had enough, he pulls out of John and then kisses him. Shrek then waves to John and flies away. John was on his bed, bleeding internally. He then dies 1 hour later. "R.I.P. ;) -Shrek" says on John's tombstone.
Shrek Fan Fiction Part 2: Afterlife
John woke up, and realized he was in heaven. He made himself forget what happened before he died, and focused on himself, and how happy that he got into heaven. He walked to the gate, and saw someone at the front. He soon realized that it was God. "Welcome,and thank you for doing good, this is your reward," God said,as he opened the gates into heaven. "I would give you the tour myself, but I'm busy at the moment, so let me get one of my best assets." John didn't mind, so he waited while God called whoever up to the gate. Then, in the distance,he saw a green, inhuman figure. He then knew, it was... Shrek. John stood there, frozen, with horror on his face. God took notice, and said," Have you met befo-" but was cut short by his assistant, who needed to give God a blowjob real quick. They were alone now, just Shrek and his boy toy John. "Hey, John, you ready for round two?" Shrek remarks. John tried to run, but part of him was still stricken with fear. Shrek would catch up anyways. Shrek grabbed him with his big, meaty hands. They flew above the heavens, and stopped at this "Love Shack". It was deserted, far away from anyone , so no one can hear John's screams and moans. Rawr XD. Shrek laid John down, then John noticed he had no clothes on. "Please... I beg of you, don't do this." John whimpered. Shrek replied,in a soft whisper,"Its all ogre now," and stuck it in. John screamed with agony and pain. It was way too big, he couldn't handle it. But then, he felt it. He felt the pleasure, how warm and big and nice it was. His screams turned to moans, and they got louder with each push inside his anus. Shrek screamed,"THIS IS MY SWAMP" and came inside John. There was so much, it woke
up Johns's soul, and brought him back to life. But not before Shrek said, " I'll be back..."Okay so what happened was my friend randomly sent me the first part, and I added the second part. I came up with the idea to put it on Wattpad and downloaded it. Hope you enjoyed it boiis.
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FanfictionShrek has a new lover, and his name is John (Started off as a joke and still is one)