Jalonto (jaysantoxkiloni love story)

The old switcharoo

{Kiloni's POV}

Me: OMG! What ze hayle? What are you? Who are you? And what are you doing tugging on my shirt?

???: *tee hee* Sorry about that miss. I couldn't help but overhear your frustrations and I want to help you.

Me: YOU? You wanna help me?

???: *nods* Yes i want to help you. *tee hee*

Me: COULD YOU STOP TEE-HEE'ING??? It's annoying.

???: *sad* Oh sorry. I didn't mean to be annoying.

Me: *shakes head* No, it's ok. I didn't mean it. I'm just frustrated right now. 

I walked over to a table and plopped down on the bench. The little person cam and followed me to sit down too.

???: What's your trouble there sweet thing?

Me: Well, I---Wait a minute! You haven't answered my question first. You tell me who you are and what you are? You look like a little man.

???: Oh sorry about that. Yes you're right. I am a little man, but NOT to be confused by a midget. I am a dwarf. My name is Dori.

Me: Dori?

Dori: Yes that's right. Dori. Gotta problem with it?

Me: No, no i don't. I was just curious as all.

Dori: You're probably thinking that "Dori" is a girl's name right?

Me: yea....are you some sort of psychic person?

Dori: No. Dwarves don't have that type of power but elves do.

Me: Ok....

Dori: In fact, I'm a magical dwarf. 

Me: A magical dwarf eh?

Dori: Yea i can do magic.

Me: *not impressed* yea right.

Dori: Oh yea? You want me to prove it?

Me: *shrugs* Sure.

Dori: *smiles* Ok. Um, magic hat make this girl switch boobies and make her have two double d's...*the magic hat points towards kiloni's chest and make them bigger.

WHAT THE????

*POOF*

{Dori's POV}

???: Ok let me just check on chres and---*looks around* WHAT THE HELL???

Me: *waves* Hi.

???: What on earth am I doing here? I'm supposed to be looking for chresanto! Where is he ya lookin munchkin?

Me: Hey, don't look at me. I don't know who you're talking to and DON'T CALL ME A MUNCHKIN. I'm a dwarf.

????: Please yea right. Anyways, I might need you to help me find chres.

Me: Nuh-uh....I'm not gonna help you.

???: Oh yea you will....

*POOF*

I poofed myself to wear that nice girl was which was by the restroom area i think. I didn't see her but I saw this tall caramel dude who looked like he was under a deep spell. Just then I heard some noise and walked over to the wall by the tall guy and tried to blend in like a gnome on a beautiful lawn.

The girl's restroom door opened and I heard clicking of heels.

{Kiloni's POV}

I walked out of the girl's restroom confused. How did I get in here when I was just down in the cafeteria staring at the vending machine and talking to a midget. I looked both ways and saw chressie. I beamed in excitement and softly kissed my baby.