A Trash Title for a Trash Story

Oml help

So today my room smelled of cat piss, and through the past hour trying to mask the smell with Axe perfume. WE EVEN DETERGENTED THE BED.

It worked for a few seconds until I could smell it on my side of the bed, so I have this pillow I put in the middle of bed, and when I go to sleep I throw the pillow to my side of the bed and on the ground; so I go and smell my fucking pillow, AND IT SMELLED LIKE CAT PISS.

So I threw that in the loundry room, I laughed my ass off for a few minutes (no kidding) and we thought it was over. I was walking back over to the other side of the bed to do something and I smelled cat piss by my closet, I thought the cat pissed somewhere in the closet and it would be fine, so I just Axed over the smell. My fren and I spent a few minutes talking and laughing about the whole senario when I smelled the cat piss again, so I went through my mind what the possibilies for what could be holding the stench, I ponder, "Is the smell coming from my pants?" So we both got into pajama pants and smelled our pants, they were both filled with the stench of cat piss. I grabbed a pair of sweatpants that were in my dirty loundry basket to put on, I smelled it and of course it SMELLED LIKE CAT PISS.

So we spent time smelling our clothes to wash and we washed a lot of my dirty loundry and frens loundry.

We of course thought it was over, but we still had to wash the rug, a pillow, my side of the bed, and the loundry basket.

We were high throughout the whole time.

I will keep you updated on the cat piss insedent.

That's all for today, and I will see you in the next chapter
Buh-bye!

~E.