The Exotic

Unpleasant surprises

From Mikes Perspective..

Hey babe.!

I go in the kitchen and I see my baby standing there all sexy and shit.

I said Hey babe..

She look angry and disturbed I felt like she was gonna kill me.

I opened the refrigerator and got out some Vodka and some ice in the refrigerator and made a glass. I felt her eyes piercing me in my back of my head.

I turned my head and I said All so you mad?

She looked just as evil as before and I then repeated.

All so you mad? I can fixed that don't I always?

I leaned in for a kiss and she moved her head in evil disgustified way.

Okay what's wrong Shella?

Then she snaps!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED WHATS WRONG!!

LOOK AT THE PAPERS!!!

I manage to say what pa--

YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH THE PAPERS ON THE CONITER IN FRONT OF YOU!!

DAMN Calm down! I picked up the papers and all I hear is..

READ THE SHIT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

I began to read the letter. Im silent

READ IT OUT LOUD!

I mumble over words

I READ IT OUT LOUD!!

miss. crenshaw I am sorry to --

YOU SON OF A BITCH IF YOU DONT READ IT LOUDER IMA BUST IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THIS GLASS BOTTLE!

Miss. Crenshaw I am sorry to....HIV.

I sat the paper down on the counter and sighed to myself. Cause I knew I was the cause of it. She slapped the heck out of i spinned and hit the floor. She looked at me with tears running down her face and said HIV. coaked up.

I took a sip of my drink..

She said explain...

Cause I know I ain't been fucking...so who you been fucking mike?...Huh who you be fucking?!?......

Then I get a text..

She quickly grabbed my phone and yelled.

Becky said Friday or Saturday...

What is she talking bout?

This had better not be my bestFriend Becky Monaly!!!!

I made a quick lie up saying she talking bout a the money I was supposed to be giving her.

Money?! Money for what? What the hell are you giving her money for sex I bet you fucking my bestfri3nd aren't you?

No I swear im not!!

Oh you not, so you wouldn't mind if I called her right?!!?

I said No dont call her

Why?!

Cause she might be busy.

Busy?! She just got through texting yo bitchass!

Give me the phone!!

Hell nawl

She snatched the phone from my hand and we wrestled for it and she punched me in my shit.

She had the phone and called her and she put it on speakerphone..