Requester: Prince_Gaymeme
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"Honey. We can't buy all of it." [Name] looks at [their/her/his] husband.
"Why not?" Nagito whines.
"We don't have enough money. We used it all for the wedding last month." [Name] sighs.
"I'll go win at the lottery." Nagito suggests.
"You're not going to win the lottery, just to buy bagels!" [Name] lectures Nagito.
"What's wrong with bagels?! Bagels are the true embodiment of hope!"
"I thought I was your [wife/husband/spouse]."
"No, you're true hope." Nagito smiles.
Heat crept up to [Name]'s cheeks. [Their/her/his] cheeks are bright red from embarrassment.
"I love you, you dork."
"I love you too, [Name].~" Nagito chuckles.