Can She Not?

Chapter 6

Andrea

Gosh, aren't I smart? While Audrey was stumbling and stuttering to tell Shawn about what the bitch (a.k.a Catalina) has been up to, it was almost like a bright light bulb flashed over my head. You know, like the ones that people get in the movies?

Anyways, currently Audrey is whisper-yelling at me, wondering what has been going on in my head and what my plan is. I'm just sitting here with a subtle smirk on my face, literally swallowing the delicious cookies in wholes that Shawn made, ready to tell her my brilliant plan.

I took another bite of my cookie and cleared my throat, "Alright, alllllrigggtttt. Let me explain." I stated with a clasp of my crumbly hands. "Okay, so..." I teasingly started to trail off.

"'So' what?" Audrey asked with clear anxiousness in her voice. I brought my fingers up to my chin and started to tap it in thought, to emphasize my plan further.

"Hmm..." I said wearily, like I wasn't sure how to put the plan in words when I clearly did. I just love messing with her, ha.

"Bitch I swear to the Lord I will pop you in the mouth so hard if you don't tell me what the fuck you're up to." Audrey suddenly snapped, as I gaped at her.

"Damn bro, no need to act like someone pissed in your cereal. Sheesh I'll tell you." I held my hand to my heart, and I inched back from her bed.

"That's right. Lil' bitch." She whispered that last part to herself, but I pretended to be unaware.

Clearing my throat once again, I spoke, "Well, so you know how I stopped you frantically from telling Shawn about Catalina's bitchy ways?"

"Uh huh."

"So, a way that we can catch her in her acts is by recording her, like how we tried to do before." I confidently said, ready to continue my plan before the door creaked open, revealing a very happy Shawn. My mouth was still hanging open as I was preparing myself to utter the next few words.

"Hey sweets? I thought you guys were napping?" Shawn confusingly said.

"Oh-oh yeah! We were just getting to it! We just have to change into some comfortable clothes and uh.. stuff." Audrey ushered, her attempt to cover our chat clear. I frantically nodded my head, agreeing to what she was saying.

"Well, um okay? Anyways, I was wondering if you guys wanted to hang out soon after you guys wake up and stuff? Maybe some board games or a movie? I really wanted to see "Don't Breathe" and I finally found it on demand!" Shawn enthusiastically spoke, using his hands to emphasize his anxiousness.

When will this man ever stop being so kind?

"Yeah! That'll be great Shawn! But we'll be down in a few hours, we're just discussing girl things before we sleep too, ya know, so uh... yeah? Ahaha, gotta get that beauty sleep!" I stated with a bit of confusion in my own words.

"Is it about the 'Another Man' magazine that Harry Styles is in? Again?" Shawn sighed while tsk-ing.

"Uh.. Yeah! Oh Audrey, doesn't he just look so smoking in it? Darn, can he please give me his babies?" I snapped and fluttered my eyelashes.

"Um... okay, okay. I'm... I'm just gonna head out now... see you girls in a few hours then." Shawn grimaced and awkwardly scratched his neck, but nonetheless left, closing the door after him.

Audrey and I both sighed as soon as he left, while she wiped an imaginary sweat drop off of her forehead.

"Anyways, as I was saying, is that we're gonna record her- or at least try to once again." I continued, before Audrey stepped in.

"But didn't we try to do that before? It didn't really work out." Audrey furrowed her eyebrows, looking at me intently.

"Yes, but this time we're gonna have actual cameras as something to fall back on if, by chance, any of our phones die." I stated, using my arms to express what I was trying to say better.

"Then what? Where is that gonna bring us?" Audrey endlessly questioned, as I sighed because dang, she never stops asking questions, I swear.

"So, before we jump into that, we're going to spend more time with her. That should be easy anyways, since Shawn loves when we hang out with her." Audrey nodded slowly as I continued talking. "After getting a large amount of evidence, we'll do something that is so cruel and disgusting, so much that I'll love doing it..." I trailed off once more, as Audrey leaned in closer.

"What! What are we going to be doing?" Audrey exclaimed, as I held a triumphant smile.

"Do you really wanna know?" I questioned, picking at my fingernails.

"Yes!" Audrey exclaimed once more.

"Do you really, reallllyyy wanna know?" I lowered my voice.

"Yes!" Audrey full out belted.

"Do you really, really, reallllyyyy wan-" I was cut off abruptly.

"Bitch not this dumb shit again, don't make me pop a cap in your dumb ass!" Audrey screamed in my ear as I had the same reaction as before.

"Damn alright!" I spoke loudly. "Okay, fine. Ugh, so anyways with the evidence that we will gather, we're gonna send it to the tabloids!" I exclaimed, excitement flooding my eyes.

Audrey's jaw dropped and her eyes widened, "Are you serious?!"

The excitement that was once in my eyes soon vanished, as I glanced over at Audrey, saddened. "Is it a bad idea?" I cautiously asked, my head hanging low.

"Just fuckin' with you! It's a great idea!" Audrey yelled, and we wiggled our fingers like how we usually do.

"Ayyyyee!" I laughed. But soon, my laughing came to a halt as I held a serious look. "I swear if you pull this shit again you're not gonna see tomorrow."

"Damn, I got it!" Audrey said with widened eyes. "But hey, before we take our 'nap', can we vacuum up the crumbs that you left on my bed?" Audrey pointed to the mess of crumbs that were occupying her white bed sheets.

"Oh yeahhhh, lettme just shove a few more cookies in my mouth and we'll start." I cleared up, before shoving about three and a half cookies in my mouth, grabbing the dark blue vacuum while playing 'TiO' by Zayn on a low volume.