The YouTube Quartet

The Rude Lady

"So what do you want to do today Dan?" Phil asked excitedly.

"I don't know, any suggestions Phil?"

"Can we go out and shop today?"

"Yeah sure, but we aren't getting anymore houseplants Philip Michael." Dan said sternly.

Phil was disappointed.

"Awe c'mon! Just one more?" Phil asked with delight.

"No! You have too many already!"

"I only have 22 Dan! Can I pleeaassee have another? Just one! My other houseplants are dying anyways!"

Dan thought about it for a few seconds. It was his money he was spending.

"Ugh. Fine! But I shall not see you get two understand?" Dan said with seriousness.

"Yes I understand!" Phil leaned in and kissed Dan. Dan smirked and kissed him again.

"You know you love me Danny!" Phil said as he walked to his room to get ready.

Dan rolled his eyes and laughed.

"Of course I do that's why we are married Philly!"

At the store

"So what about this candle ph-" Dan turned around to unexpectedly see his husband not there. Dan looked in the aisle next to him but didn't see him.

"Do I really have to get the manager for this dork oh my god!" Dan laughed and went to find the manager. He finally found him and got him to play the load speaker for Phil to find Dan.

"Oooo look at this one. No! Look at THIS one!" Suddenly the speaker came on.

"Phil Lester, your friend Dan Howell is looking for you. Find him immediately he says." Phil turns around in shock. No wonder his husband wasn't speaking to him the whole time!

"Dan!!!" Phil yelled. He was scared. Scared. This has never happened to him. Dan turned around the corner.

"Phil?!" Phil looked up and smiled. He ran into Dan's arms where he was safe.

"I'm so glad to see you love!!"

"Me too sunshine!!"

A lady looked at us.

"Are you to dating?!" She says rudely.

"Yeah why?" Dan spoke up.

"That's disgusting!" Dan raised his eyebrows in shock. Phil on the other hand was crying. Dan turned to see him and wrapped him in his arms.

"Look what you did! You don't need to say that to us! Now go be homophobic somewhere else you twat!" Dan said in anger.

"Shhh. Shhh. Its ok sunshine. The mean lady is gone now. She left and isn't going to see us anymore. Its okay c'mere." Dan gently kissed Phil's forehead and cuddled him.

"Let's go home sunshine. We can go away from these people and watch our anime. That sound like a plan?" Phil nodded his head and wiped his tears from his cheek. Dan nodded and they left the store.