The Nerd

Chapter 3

* edited with slight changes like commentary*
"Lil's Lil's LIL'S LILY WAKE UP" I hear someone yell in my ear." What do you want, huh what is so important that you made you risk your life to try to and wake me up" I almost yelled." Lil's you have 15 minutes before we have to leave for school" Ang said.

SHIT

I practically jump 5 feet in the air. I run to the bathroom I don't even wait for the water to warm up before I hope in the shower." AGHH" I scream as the cold water hits my body I can't even wait until my body adjusts to the temperature I just lather myself in Japanese cherry blossom scented soap and vanilla scented shampoo. I rinse and wrap myself in a fluffy and put on some blue jeans a sweater that has the word 'nerd' in big black letters a gray beanie and my black converse. Then I put on my fake glasses and grab my fake retainer(outfit above she's not wearing the necklace)." Lily hurry up we got to leave NOW" Ang yells. I run down stairs open my fridge and grab a strawberry smoothie ( while so conveniently was just waiting in the fridge for me tanks author)and hopped in the car." Step on it I can't be late I have to keep my nerd title" I tell Ang.

At school

I run to my locker I'm gonna be late. I shove all my books in my locker and grab the ones I need and head to my first class( which was a complete waste of energy to put all my books there when I knew I was gonna need some I'm so smart right). Then I run to my first class I'm gonna make it im gonna make it. I run into my math class and literally slid into my seat at the last second before the bell rung. I let out a sigh of relief that I actually made it to class on time. We were talking about how to find x. Well the class was I was daydreaming."Lily what is the answer to 7x-8=10" Mrs. Ramonaz ask. I swear that lady hate my guts. But after 5 seconds of mental math I answer "x=0.3888"( pretty easy question if you ask me I did algebra 1 honors in 7th grade and my question were much hard and I did geometry in 8th ain't I lucky *no I am not country I just like the word ain't*." Yes that's right but try to pay attention in class from now on" she says. I just nod my head and let her continue with her boring as- i mean grass( her grass was a jungle if you know what I mean probably had Tarzan up in there if you know what I mean 😏😏😂😂)lesson. BRING BRING. Finally class is over

My day just keeps getting better *please note the sarcasm*. I sigh when I see Sasha and her crew of whor- I mean humans behind her. "Hey loser I'm not going anywhere near your house in matter of fact I'm not even gonna work on it talk to me when your done" she says while walking away attempting to look sexy. She looked like a grandma with a bad hip replacement. I walk towards chorus which is my next period. I love to sing I'm actually really good when I try key word her being try and that's something I don't really enjoy doing it takes a lot of work I know I know I'm one lazy gang leader ." Hello class we are gonna get warmed up and then we will work on a new song" Mrs.James said. We start working on a new song "lego house by Ed Sheeran" *one of my fav Ed Sheeran songs in real life my real life cousin taught me it* we only got half way to the song before we had to pack up. I can't wait till lunch but unfortunately for me I have P.E next. If I didn't have to hide my body in over sized clothes and pretend that I couldn't throw for shi- nothing I would enjoy it more. I go to one of the bathroom stall to change don't want anyone seeing my rocking body that would blow my cover I'm radiating self confidence right now who wants to buy some." Alright class we will play dodgeball try not to kill each other and Jeff we all know you can't throw or contribute shite to what ever loser puts you on their team but stay away from the line of fire okay" coach Strickland said.(he was actually my 7 grade P.E teacher and he was an average savage to he didn't care that he was suppose to be a teacher. Man I low key liked his savage ways😂😂). I heard a whole lot of ohh's and burn's going around the. It was down to me and Brad after what coach said it was between me and him and I feel really bad for the guy but I still get picked last no surprise they don't know you're awesome. I heard someone say damn it that's an instant loss.

Oh I'll show him instant loss #girlpower. I made sure to stay in the game until it was just me and 3 other guys. One of them said oh this will be easy you should just give us an atomic( that could be dangerous let's try * automatic*)win. The coach sees me sneaking closer to him and understood what I was doing and didn't say anything ahh the joys of being short they didn't even see me. I hit the two dudes that are by his side so he is the only one left. He turned around so quickly I'm surprised he didn't get wipe lash when he sees me he quickly threw the ball in his hand and I did something that no one at school wouldn't expect me to do I caught the ball I said" you lose I win game over" then threw the ball.

My team starts cheering like crazy not even caring how I won the game they were just glad the won. One more class to go till lunch just one more class

Lunch(didn't feel like writing about her next period so I skipped to lunch)

I go to the lunch line and get a cheese burger and a water bottle." Huh no wonder your so fat have you ever thought about going on a diet" said Sluty Sasha new nick name." Umm nope I love food way to much to cut back I mean then who would love the food and plus I'm not a rabbit" I say. I was way to hungry to finish this conversation so I just went to sit with Ang and Ruby."hola perra"( idk if I spelt that right put YOLO )Ruby says"ohhhhh someone got laid" I said in a singsong voice. She is always hyper and happy after she gets laid." So who's the lucky guy"I ask." Why do you always assume that I got laid for your information I got a date" she says whisper screaming a little. Omg she has a date I never thought she would date someone she was a low key player low key is you dumb high key perra high key < shut up concise > (okay okay I'll be gone continue with the story)and now she's settling down." Wow your going on a date I always thought it was nail then bail"

"Humped and dumped"Ang said,before we burst out laughing." Guys I'm not that bad. Oh and shut up" Ruby says. Wake up on the right side of the bed what's up with this prince songs in my head hands up if your down to get down tonight ohhh it's always a good time. Yes my ring tone is "it's always a good time" don't judge." Hello" I put my fingers up to tell the girls to wait one minute."yes........what........no..........your joking............don't let them do that.........ugh we're on our way" ugh things can not get any worse." What's wrong"Ang asked,"all three of us are needed at the warehouse we have a problem a really big problem we need to leave now" I tell them. They nod their head showing the understand that this is really important. Ughh what am I suppose to do now this is a major problem. You know looking back on it you're really melodramatic or am I?????😏😏😏

A/N

Hey unicorns sorry this update was a little late anyways what did you guys think anyways good day/afternoon/night
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