You've known Saitama your whole life. Since he was four years older then you, you just followed him around a lot. Then one day, you and Saitama took a job interview, but you both failed miserably. After that, a crab monster told you two that he was...
Your POV (Warning: Sonic might be a little ooc in this)
A few days have passed since that whole 'hentai problem', and I decided to walk around the city and go shopping, just because. I finally got to my favorite store, (store name) and began shopping. I got some tee-shirts, merch, and other things like that and headed home. I didn't want a ride here because it's good to get out sometimes. I walked through a small forest nearby since it is the fastest way back home. As I'm walking I notice a herd of bald men run past me with a, with a picture of ME in their hands! "Hey, I think this is the girl in the picture!" One of the bald men say. "Lets grab her!" Another says, "Take her!" Then, one of the bald men picks me up and they all start running again. "HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" I yelled to no good use. At times like these I wish Saitama was here to help me. Even Genos too. Ever since he wanted to train like Saitama, he's been hanging around the house a lot, so I've learned to accept his presence and be friends with him.
My thoughts are interrupted by a flash of purple and the next thing I know, every single bald guy is dead! I start freaking out! I just wanted a day to myself without any monsters or villains to ruin it! I stand up, dust myself off, and look at who or what somehow saved me. I look up to see a man, from what looks like a ninja, and he picks up the picture of me that those bald men had. The ninja looks at the picture, then back down at me.
"Is your name by any chance, Y/N L/N?" The masked man asked me. "U-uh, it depends on who's asking..." "Well, this is clearly you in this photo." He shows me the photo, "So, is your name Y/N L/N or not?" I sigh. "Yeah, that's my name..." This masked ninja looks down at me again. "If you don't mind me asking, what's your name, sir?" I try to be polite. He did kinda save my life and all... "My name? Well, I am Speed O Sound Sonic!" The ninja, or Sonic proudly points to himself. "Sonic..." I space out thinking about the Sonic the Hedgehog theme song in my head. I start to giggle a bit because of his name. "What's so funny?" "U-Uh nothing! Anyways, why is there a picture of me and why find those guys try to kidnap me, and how do you know my name!?" "Listen. The leader of the bald guys is getting away so before I answer any of your questions, I'm going to need you to hold on tight." Sonic says as he picks me up and places me on his back and runs away with an amazing snout of speed. "AHH!" I scream and hold on to him tighter. But before I know it, we're exactly where he's supposed to be.
Out of the blue, Saitama appears in front of us. "Saitama/Y/N!? What are you doing here!?" We both say in unison. "I'm here because I wanted to show those bald dudes a piece of my mind for stealing my look! Why are you here, and why are you hugging that guy?" I look at what I'm doing and let go. "I wasn't hugging anybody! I have no idea why I'm here..." "You, you just let that guy go? I needed to assassinate him! Wait a minute... Are you one of them? You're bald, so it must be true!" "WHAT!? No, I'm a hero for fun! I save people!" "I don't know you." Sonic says to Saitama. "Oh." Aw, I feel really bad for Saitama sometimes. Sometimes... Sonic tried to attack Saitama twice and both of his attacks were blocked! And it looks like Sonic is very mad now.
"Cut the crap. You just want to test yourself. I can tell from that evil grin on your face." Saitama points out. Sonic seems to get even madder by the second. He keeps running very fast and taunting Saitama. "SO? CAN YOU SEE ME!? CAN YOU KEEP UO WITH MY SPEED!?" Sonic continues to shout and then the most traumatizing thing to even witness just occurred right in front of my eyes.
"Come on... Can I go now?" Sonic sends a kick towards Saitama's head, but Saitama notices. "WIND BLADE KICK!!!" ... Saitama lifted up his fist to block Sonia's kick, but instead of blocking it, he.... he kicked him in the... in the nuts... "Checkmate." "OH MY GOD SAITAMA!!!" "Oops. Sorry..."
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Sonic gave a long speech, despite being punched in the 'area' and then looked at me. "Y/N, I will have to explain the picture of you another time." "Okay...?" I'm so confused. Saitama and I headed home and told Genos what had happened.
Sonic's POV
"I'm sorry, sir. I wasn't able to bring Y/N here because of... reasons..." "You could do better, better than that you're a fraud." "Once again, I'm very sorry, sir. I will surely get her here soon enough." "Have her here no later than this week. Is that understood?" "Yes, sir, but it seems like she is familiar with the 'superhero' who defeated me. He is amazingly strong and is by far the only human being that I have ever seen to match my speed." "Is that so? I would like to see this 'superhero' with my own eyes then to see if he truly is what you say he is. That is all. You may be dismissed now." "Goodbye, sir."
I left the building and made my way towards 'home' for now. "I wonder what master wants with this girl. Why is she so special? She certainly didn't look like a superhero or anything. As master's head assassinator, I should have the right to know why. I'll find out soon enough..."
Your POV
"Hey, Saitama?" I asked him, "Yeah?" "Do you think that Sonic's actually pretty hot?" "Sonic? Like, the blue hedgehog, Sonic?" "No, the ninja that you punched in the balls, Sonic." "Oh. Wait, you think he's hot!?" "Maybe..." I say as I grin. "You have issues, Y/N." "Whatever. I'm just saying. If he took of his mask more, or maybe if he were to take off his-" "DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!" Shouts Saitama. "Heheheheh!"
(I also had my friend reread this outloud over Skype)
