"Keep calm and slurp on"
•••••••
"Hello, this is Slushy Heaven, how may I be of assistance today?"
"What's up?"
"The colourful roof."
"DC or Marvel?"
"DC"
"You have chosen wisely comrade."
"Wait, what has DC or Marvel have anything to do with ordering a Slushy?"
"Everything. You are worthy of serving me today fine sir. Give me a large grape slushy with every other flavour."
"You realize that's not a grape slushy then right?"
"Indeed."
"Right.. Address please m'lady."
"51 Kitty Heaven Drive, Sparkle Unicorns."
"Okay... Sure thing Kitty. I'm just ganna give this to the unfortunate soul outside who is dying in the heat."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try me."
"51 Winchwood Avenue okay."
"That's how the cookie crumbles."
"What cookie? Where? Is he okay? Is he hurt?"
"Chill Kitty, the cookie is good."
"Good."
"Right so I gotta go, someone will be there in 10 minutes, don't run away. Bye Kitty."
"Stop calling me Kitty. Bye."
YOU ARE READING
Slushy Heaven
Short Story"Hello, this is Slushy Heaven, how may I be of assistance today?" "What's up?" "The colourful roof." "DC or Marvel?" "DC" "You have chosen wisely comrade." The story of a phone call that ended up not having anything to do this the Slush Puppies.
