"I like my people like I like my slush puppies. Cool and colourful."
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"Kitty is that yooooou?"
"How did you know asshole?"
"Your like the only person who ever calls in."
"Oh"
"Yip"
"..."
"HEY! WHY DID YOU HANG UP ON ME THE OTHER DAY?!"
"I did?"
"Don't act innocent you little butt!"
"Chill out asshole. Phone probably disconnected."
"Riiiight."
"Believe me or not."
"The usual?"
"No, I just called to say I hate you! I just called to say how much I don't care. I just called to say I hate you! And I mean it from the bottom..."
"OF MY HEART!"
"Big toe."
"What?"
"What?"
"..."
"..."
"I'm just ganna go."
"No no don't hang up! You there? Oh, your gone.."
YOU ARE READING
Slushy Heaven
Short Story"Hello, this is Slushy Heaven, how may I be of assistance today?" "What's up?" "The colourful roof." "DC or Marvel?" "DC" "You have chosen wisely comrade." The story of a phone call that ended up not having anything to do this the Slush Puppies.
