"Life is like a slush puppie. Enjoy it before it melts."
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"Slushy Heaven, how may I help you?"
"Shortening the welcome I see, clever boy."
"Oh it's you."
"Ouch, that hurt. Sound more excited would you."
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S KITTY! SHE IS BACK!"
"My. Name. Is. Not. Kitty."
"What is it then?"
"Wouldn't you just like to know."
"Yes. Of course. Now tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL ME!"
"Stop shouting geez."
"You ganna tell me then?"
"Maybe.. Maybe not."
"Urgh. Your frustrating."
"Amy."
"What?"
"The names Amy. Yours?"
"Nice name Kitty! Me is Jake."
"Stop calling me Kitty, asshole."
"Aww we are on nickname basis now!"
"Just.. Get me my regular order and make it choppy chopsticks."
"Geez chill okay. Coming right up, Kitty."
"..."
"Hello? You there? Did you die?"
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Slushy Heaven
Short Story"Hello, this is Slushy Heaven, how may I be of assistance today?" "What's up?" "The colourful roof." "DC or Marvel?" "DC" "You have chosen wisely comrade." The story of a phone call that ended up not having anything to do this the Slush Puppies.
