HELLO MY FLUFFER ROOS!
I was in the shower, minding my own business when...
A slight stinging began in my right eye.
Shampoo.
I cannot believe that damn shampoo thinks it can just stomp it's ass in my shower and hurt me by stabbing it's ridiculously, God awful pain to my right eye for absolutely no reason.
Can you believe it?!
My poor, poor, bright blue eye, did nothing to that stupid, but really good smelling shampoo.
DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUNNN
*Crowd goes quite*
*Crowd gasps*
Well, well. Do my eyes this is me, or is that 'the' right eye?
My right eye: "Get on somewhere! You've caused enough trouble in my peaceful town!"
Shampoo: *Laughs madly* Trouble? All i've caused is worthy laughter!
My right eye: WORTHY LAUGHTER? PAIN IS NOT 'WORTHY LAUGHTER'
Before my right eye could register what was happening, it squirted it's disgusting, awful, stinging body fluids into my poor left eye.
"I've been shot! Help, i've veen shot!"
(Does that line sound familiar? I got it off 'Pitch Perfect' when Bumper throws a 'Big Ass Burrito' (Also got that line from... ) FAT AMY! She's one of my favorite characters.)
If i ruined that scene for some of you guys, sorry.... Maybe.
Until next time!
(Kit, don't forget to raise your sword!)
P.S, theres my all time favorite scene!
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One Word... Life
RandomLadies... If you are looking for advice, cute ideas, and lady advice, this is the book you need. And guys... Please... Don't read this book unless you wanna be a bit freaked out by the lady nature.
