Stressed, Depressed, & Boy-Band Obsessed [l.s]

~Party In London Air~

~Louis~

"Hopped off the plane at LAX, with a dream and my cardigan-" Niall began to sing as we exited the plane into the London airport. We would still have to rent a car to drive to Holmes Chapel.

"Whoa whoa, Ni, It's more like: Hopped off the plane in London, yeah. With my hoodie and ray-bans."

Niall smiled at me, "Welcome to the land of fans excess, are we gonna get in?"

Zayn joined in, "Hopped in the limo, here I am for the third time, look to my right and I see a One-D sign, this is all so crazy, everyone staring at me, yeah."

Liam laughed and finally sang a verse, "My lips are smilin' and M' feeling kinda cheeky, too much rules and I'm finally free..."

"And the chauffeur man turned the radio on, AND THE 5SAUCE SONG WAS ON, AND THE 5SAUCE SONG WAS ON, AND THE 5SAUCE SONG WAS OOOOONNN!" I sang.

"SO WE PUT OUR HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG! MANAGEMENT FLYING AWAY, PULLING UP OUR HOODS LIKE YEAH, DANCING LIKE QUEERS LIKE YEAH. COS' WE KNOW WERE GONNA BE OKAY, YEAHHHHH ITS A PARTY IN LONDON AIR! YEAHHHHH ITS A PARTY IN LONDON AIR!"

We all laughed it off then got into our rental car to drive to the hotel, and soon, I'd get to see Harry.

It'd be a great party after all...

***

~Harry~

My head bobbed up and down-

Shut your dirty minds up right now.

As I was saying, My head bobbed up and down to the beat of 'Better than Words' by One Direction.

My favorite solo in the whole song was definitely Niall's, sorry Louis... I chuckled softly then sang along with Niall:

"Best I ever had.
Hips don't lie.
Make me wanna,
*sharp intake of breath*
One more night."

Cher walked into my room with her eyes widened and then I saw the shadows of four people in our living room. Her breathe was in short spurts, "N-Niall Horan is in our living room!" she scream whispered to me.

I jumped up off the bed, "Is Louis here?" I questioned, nervously playing with the roses in my hair, then discarding myself of my 'I <3 One Direction' hoodie and putting on a short white sleeves shirt along with my bracelets, that covered my scars.

Cher nodded, star struck. "T-the whole band is!" I bounced up and down and walked behind Cher to the living room.

Liam smiled widely, "You must be Harry! Louis talks-" Louis stood up and put his hand over Liam's mouth and Liam scowled at him, removing his hand.

Louis looked at me a few seconds, as I looked at him too. Then, after a few MORE seconds, he ran over and wrapped his arms around me, which I returned the gesture.

"Mmmph Harry! I was so excited to meet you! This is really great!" He smiled at me, and the other boys cooed. Cher chuckled and rubbed her arm up and down, as Niall approached her.

"What's your name?" He asked shyly.

She smiled at him and held out her left hand, "Cher." He shook it graciously with his right then pulled away and eyed Liam and Zayn.

"Boys... I think this calls for..." Zayn's eyes widen and he jumped, replying to Niall:

"NANDOS!"

Niall squealed and quickly put his shoes back on, and so did everyone else. (Including me and Cher, duh we wouldn't have let them leave us.)

~At Nandos~

Louis and I squeezed in the booth next to each other, thigh to thigh, arm to arm. It felt nice, his body warmth radiating off of mine.

I smiled up at him and he poked my flower crown, earning a scowl from my lips.

"What are you going to order Harreh?" He questioned, peering over at my menu. I snatched it and turned away abruptly. "None of your beeswax." He giggled like a school-girl. "Okay, but just to tell you, the peri-peri chicken is the best!"

I felt my lips tug up into a smile, I could never stay mad at the boy. He was my angel, after all.

"Okay, I'll get that then, I suppose."

He nodded at me in response, and I took a glance over at Cher and Niall. They were giggling and looked to be getting along quite easily. It was cute, to see her 'fan-girling.'

Louis then poked me, "I read one of those fan stories thing's yesterday."

I shook my head, "Fanfics, and what did you think Lou-Lou?"

His eyes widened a little: "Well...."

*Louis FLASHBACK*

I went to google then entered, "One Direction Fanfiction.'

Then, up popped a link to some site named 'Wattpad' which was a link to some book I didn't bother reading the name of.

I quickly scanned my eyes through the prolouge which stated,

Nouis:

WARNING:BOYXBOY/MPREG/KITTY!LOU/SMUT.

My eyes widened a bit, and soon I found myself caught up in this book, Afterall, I was Niall's cute wittle kitten/boy mutant monster weirdo thingy. And I enjoyed it, until the Mpreg part came in, (which at first I had no idea what it was.)

It disgustingly described Niall's and I's anal sex, which disturbed me so much, and somehow gave me a hard-on.

But in the end, I had thrown my phone across the room, making a mental note NEVER TO READ FANFICTION AGAIN.

*End*

I laughed so hard my chest hurt. "Well Lou, theres smut for you!"

He glared, and tapped his foot impatiently until the food finally came.

Somehow, my world was brightening up again...

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