(Santana's Pov)

I wake up to the sound of Brittany and Shane speaking and Iscoff. They have been talking all fucking night and its annoying. I sit up so i can lay up under brittany and she holds me, like a teddybear. I know Shane's gay, but she's still mine.

"So what is it that you do at juilliard" I say and he laughs.

"I'm a fashion designer. Maybe I should do whoever wardrobe  over for them. It would be a thank you seeing I needed clothes and they have no taste" he says and I hum while glaring at him.

"Don't worry its not yours" he says and Brittany lightly pats my ass.

"So Shane, your gay" I say upfront and Brittany slaps my ass harder, trying to get me to stop. I ignore her and I turn into her arms so that I'm using Brittany as a chair and laying on her. She snakes her arm down my body and drawls circles on my hip bone. I try to pull her away but she's fucking stronger than me. I just sigh and she constantly circles over the uneven skin.

"Shane equals gay right" I say and she bites my ear and I hiss.

"What. if he's gay, he's gay" I say and Shane laughs as Brittany just nods her head no.

"Let's say we find you a boyfriend" I say and he looks panicky.

"Not yet. I just kind of want to get back into reality first. But I really do appreciate the gesture. I'm going to go shower, Kurt and Quinn wanted to take me to go shopping" he says excidetly and I smile.

"Yayyyy" I say. He's leaving and now I have my alone time with Brittany and she's fucking with just me. He leaves out and I roll over and try to go back to sleep.

"No way, Santana what was that" I hear as she rolls me over. I'm now on the bed, on my back and she's watching me with a glare.

"I don't know what your talking about" I say closing my eyes.

"I thought we said no lying" she says and I sigh. I sit up and I straddle her lap. I play with my fingers becuase she could either laugh or yell at me. I want neither.

"I said all of that because I was jealous. I didn't like how you guys clicked so well. I didn't like how you guys stayed up all night and talked. It makes me feel threatened. Like he could steal you away from me. Your my first everything and I never had to deal with this before. So I figured if I get him a boyfriend. Him and my sister for that matter, they can buzz off" I say and I just wait for her to speak but I hear snoring.

"Brittany" I yell as I hit her and she acts as if she's waking up.

"Huh, what. I fell asleep because my girlfriend was telling me a story" she says and I frown confused.

"No way in hell will I ever leave her for anyone. Were endgame babe" she says smirking and I roll my eyes while laughing.

"Also.............." She says on a serious note and I stop laughing. She looks up at me and winks before speaking.

"Your mines. You can't get away from me. I mean I'm still bummed you won't fucking say yes to being my girlfriend, but I still love you" she says and I smirk at her.

"Ask me again" I say and she smiles.

"Santana Diabla Lopez. The girl I have waited for, almost over 20 years. The one that has been through hell and back. The angel I have saved. Will you be my girlfriend" she says and I just bite my lip while watching her.

"Before you say anything, just know that if you say no, I will stop speaking to you" she says and I smirk.

"No" I say and she throws me next to her. I laugh as she's upset and the fact that she's being this petty, makes it funnier.

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