They ask "when is your baby due?"when your not prego

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1. I'm not pregnant. The only thing I'm expecting is an apology.

2. That's how my belly has always looked. So sorry I'm not Photoshopped.

3. I am actually, im calling it go f*ck yourself. Oh wait i became Beyoncé all of a sudden!, here one comes. 🖕

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