Voltron One-Shots

Happy New Years!

A/N: HAPPY NEW YEARS YA LITTLE DORKS! I also realized I haven't done ANYTHING for christmas so take this as a very very very late Christmas present. This is a mixture of Klance, Shallura, and Queen Pidge. (oh and i need a klance playlist, if any recommendations lemme know. just be sure to clearly list the song title and band/artist) OH AND THERE ARE NO AUS IN THIS SO I GUESSED THE YEAR

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 "But Shiro come on we've gotta have some kind of sparklers." Lance whined, Shiro sighed. The two were in the storage area of the castle, looking for anything that might be useful for New Years. Lance had found some kind of mini-flamethrowers that Shiro was sure no one wanted in Lance's grasp.

 "Coran clearly stated he wanted no sparkling things of any sort in the castle." Shiro sighed, rummaging through a crate full of... Parts? Shiro didn't know what to call them, they were broken pieces of Altean tech and some other cizilization's tech.

 "Yeah but he's not human."

 "He has enough common sense to realize that you with flammable substances is a bad combo."

 "I fight with a freaking gun for God's sake Da-Shiro! Yeah, I meant Shiro." Shiro shook his head. He knew about him being 'Space Dad' among the crew. 

"Alright Lance, find anything else useful for celebrating purposes?"

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 "Allura are you sure this is a good idea?" Keith asked, as he lifted Allura up so she could reach the crystal.

 "Of course! Coran said it was okay as long as we didn't damage the crystal." Allura said, stringing up a thread of cut-out letters that read 'Happy 2050!' Allura and Coran still had some trouble understanding what a 'year' was and why they celebrated the coming of it, nonetheless they agreed the Paladins could celebrate the day.

 "But still... The last time someone got close to the crystal..."

 "I know I know. Your boyfriend was knocked unconscious and we were locked out and Pidge saved the day, I know Keith. I don't want to put the team again through that kind of trouble but don't you think we deserve this?" Keith nearly dropped Allura at the word 'boyfriend' but managed to keep steady.

 "Y-Yeah I guess..."

 "Perfect! Put me down Keith!" Keith put Allura down and they looked at the crystal.

 "Looks good! Now we just need to add the thing and we should be good to go."

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 "How's the machine coming along Hunk?" Pidge asked Hunk. The two of them were in the hangar by their lions, working on something that would hopefully connect to a TV program on Earth.

 "It's coming along nicely. How's the master plan holding up?" Hunk asked. Pidge smirked, she had a plan for the perfect blackmail of Shallura and Klance.

 "Just beautifully. I'm also finished with the program if you wanna install it." Pidge tossed Hunk a flash drive. The flash drive landed by Hunk's leg, who continued to wire the machine.

 "Thanks, so what TV program is it connected too?" Hunk asked.

 "A local Garrison one that we'd probably be watching right now." Pidge said, feeling a pang of homesickness for her mother. How alone she must feel this year.

 "Lance will be happy."

 "Nah, he'll be somber on whatever drink Coran managed to find this year."

 "Ha. Last year Lance literally drank half a bottle of wine and he was spewing out crap about this one teacher, but this boy, he loved that teacher so the two got in a fist-fight and both were went to the principal's office." Hunk shook his head, "That was a memorable New Years alright." Pidge giggled and continued reviewing the master plan.

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A few hours later, the whole team got together. Shiro and Lance had brought up the flame-sparklers and some musical instruments, Keith and Allura had finished decorating and the crystal shone with several colors by a simple light implant, Pidge and Hunk had set up the mini TV in the room, and Coran being the kind soul he was set up gel bags and blankets in front of the TV. Until 11 o'clock, everyone was eating, singing, drinking, and dancing while the TV droned on in the background. Lance managed to find a drink similar to Earthen juice and the team was happily drinking it. Pidge sent Hunk the signal. They first decided to prey upon Shiro and Allura who had been dating for only a few weeks now.

 "Hey Lance!" Pidge called from the other side of the control room.

 "What Pidge?" Lance called back.

 "Can you play something on that guitar thing?"

 "Sure!"

 "Wait Lance you play guitar?" Keith asked, dumbfounded.

"Yes babe." Lance simply responded. Strumming the first few chords of a speedy tune.

 "You play flamenco????" Keith asked again, even more dumbfounded.

 "Yes baby~" Lance cooed as he launched into the coupla of the song.

 "Shiro you should ask if a certain little someone would like to dance!" Pidge called. Shiro turned crimson but he turned to Allura who was also blushing.

 "So?" he asked nervously.

 "I'd be honored." Allura said.

 For someone of a different planet, Allura matched Shiro's feet with ease.

 "My question is how the fuck does Shiro know flamenco." Pidge muttered while signaling Hunk again. Hunk nodded and the pair slowly herded Shiro and Allura to a secluded hallway. The lovesick pair didn't notice how the music was slowly diminishing in volume and continued dancing. Hunk got the camera ready while Pidge tiptoed behind the dancing couple.

"Now Hunk!" Pidge yelled, shoving Shiro's head into Allura's chest. Hunk got the picture.

 "PIDGE!!!" Shiro and Allura exclaimed in unison, both flushing bright red.

 "Ha! Now onto Keith and Lance." Pidge said gleefully.

 Keith and Lance were a bit harder since they were, you know, Keith and Lance. So Pidge decided to play off of the Shallura, Hunk sent her the signal that confirmed Pidge's suspicions. They were fucking French-kissing. Hunk and Pidge crept up to the couple, lost in each other, got the camera ready, and yelled, "HAPPY NEW YEARS YA DOLTS." Keith and Lance broke apart, a string of saliva still between them, and snap. A worthy blackmail piece was born.

 "PIDGE!!! HUNK!!!!" the pair exclaimed in unison, trying to grab the camera.

 "Ha! Like we're handing this over!" Pidge said laughing.

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At 11:45, the group calmed down and sat in front of the TV. The news anchor was talking about the hopes of the new year. Coran disturbuted the mini flamethrowers and the team got ready for the countdown.

 "5..."

 "4..." Shiro kissed Allura.

 "3..." Pidge took a photo.

 "2..." Lance and Keith kissed.

 "1..." They broke apart before Pidge could take a photo.

 "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" the whole team yelled and the couples stole the first kiss of the new year.

Here comes a new year, thought Pidge.

Maybe we'll defeat Zarkon.