My puddin (suicide squad)

I cant wait to show you my toys

Sorry for not posting for so long I Just lost interest in this boon but I'm back. I should be updating again soon but I can't make any promises. Anywhore on with this bitch. Here's the chapter

Jokers POV
I felt myself on the edge of the bed and got up before I could fall off. I rubbed my eyes I looked over at the bed, Harley was spread out and was slightly stirring.

I put on jeans and my purple coat and walked down stairs. I need to go somewhere, I just need a little fresh air that's all. Who am I kidding, I don't need fresh fucking air, I need that bastard dead.

I grabbed my keys and I grabbed a box of ammo, as I was walking to the car I reloaded my pistol and shoved it back in pocket. I opened the car door and slammed it shut when I got in. I started it up and just started driving, I don't know where the fuck I'm going but who cares?

The road started to have fewer and fewer cars and I noticed a car in back following me. I went to speed up but I felt the car slam into me, like it was a warning. I tried to turn away and I could see a ditch forming on the side of the road. All of the sudden the car slammed into my side and the car flipped.

It all happened so fast, the car was upside down and I hit my head on the steering wheel. I was out for a couple of seconds but the smell of smoke made me stay conscious. I looked through the window and I could see the asshole walking over to me.

I tried getting out of the car but the seat belt held me tightly, I pushed on it again and I fell from my seat. I could feel the glass under me but I felt no pain. I crawled out the other side,where the window was fully gone, and as I stood up I was knocked back down.

This person is just asking for a death wish, I felt a punch to the face and I flipped us over. I moved my arm so it was against his throat, and my leg was in between his. "You fucking got an issue with me? I didn't do anything and you ruined my car, better yet you tried killing me." I paused to let up my arm a bit so he could answer.

"You need to be punished, I think I'd fun playing with you. What do ya say, wanna see my toys?" I laughed manically and he struggled for air. "Oopsie, I forgot you couldn't breathe"

"You bastard. I'm not going anywhere with you." He tried to sound all tough but he sounded like he was dying, oh wait he is. Hah.

"I think you are. Good night bitch." I slammed his head on the ground and he was out. I dragged him to his car and Geez this bitch is fat. I threw him in the backseat and tried finding something to tie him up with. "Heh, idiot over here left his keys in."

I clicked a button and trunk popped open. Well shit. I looked and there were ropes, knifes, a trash bag, and duct tape. This boy thought he was gonna kidnap me. Wow is he stupid.

I grabbed the ropes and wrapped it tightly behind his back. I then moved to his legs and tied it tighter. I put tape on his mouth so he wouldn't annoy me and I put the trash bag over him to top it off.

I jumped into the front seat cringing at the terrible music. I changed it and started driving back to my old place. Oh what I'm gonna do to him, the toys I'm gonna use on him.

************time skip*************
I walked into the cells and yelled out making sure m goons were still here. They took him immediately and I went to the weaponry room to chose a gun. I chose a pistol and put ammo in my pocket.

I changed so I wouldn't dirty my nice coat. I walked into the cell to find one of my goons rubbing themselves up against my prisoner. I stood there for a moment waiting for him to turn around so I could kill the bitch but he didn't even notice.

I took off my coat and I turned around seeing my goon trying to pull his pants down. "What do you think ya doing?" He jerked away from him and pulled his pants up. " I uh...was getting him ready." "For what? I'm not fucking him you idiot." And with that I cocked my gun and shot him in the head.

"What are you looking at?" "I guess I'm just too fuckable mate." Who does he think I am, talking to me like I can't just end his life.

"Tsk tsk tsk. You think your funny do ya? Heh. Just you wait. Wait till you see my toys, then we'll see who's laughing." He looked at me with fear and I smiled in return. "I didn't m-mean to off-end y-y-you J-joker"

"Y-y-you didn't mean to offend me. Well ya did so that's bad luck for you" I looked at me wall of knifes and I chose one that was the sharpest.

I walked over to him and traced his cheek bone with the tip of the knife. He moved his face away from me so I grabbed his chin and held it in place. I pushed down lightly so it wouldn't cut him yet.

I then slid it down to his neck and traced his visible veins. I brought it down to his shirt and cut it open, I then ripped it off and grabbed a whip. "Try not to talk it'll only make it worse."
I laughed at his pleads and brought the whip down hard.

With every scream I brought it down hard met and harder until he was no longer conscious. I went over to the stove and took the boiling pot of water, I poured it onto his arm and he jolted awake. He tried to go against the restraints but he stopped when he saw me. "Your insane, you fucking insane, just let me go. LET ME GO!"

"Awe. You think I'm insane, that's adorable, but I'm fucking mad. And no one can hear your screams so why not cause more."

"What? No, stop don't. Don't fucking touch me. Actually I dare you to touch me. They'll kill ya for it."

"Well I wasn't gonna touch ya but since ya dared me, why not." I grabbed the small knife and dragged it across his bare chest. I grab his sides and dig my nails into him and drag my hand down. He screams out in pain and I laugh seeing blood seep from the nail marks.

"I would question you but hurting you is much more fun. But I have to go, it's okay you won't be alone. I have my goons here to keep you company."

"Snow, Cane, clean him up and uh have a little fun if ya like. Just don't kill em." I washed my hands off and put my coat back on. I went into my blue Lambo and drove back home a tin gas if nothing happened.