New Years Short Stories 2016-2017

New Resolution

Gracie POV:

I sighed, drumming my fingers on the couches arm rest.

My parents went out this new years, so I was stuck at home.

alone.

Well...sort of alone.

I glanced at Leviathan. He had managed to get ahold of my cellphone somehow and was currently doing god knows what as I watched the new years spectacular on TV.

The look on his face told me I probably dont really want to know what he's up to.

"yo gracie. next week you and I are going to the mall."

I sighed a bit, "why?"

"new sex shop is opening soon."

I nearly cringed, the idea of going outside was awful, the idea of going out with Leviathan is worse, the idea of going to a sex shop with him? horrendous. "uhm..actually my new years resolution is to avoid temptation and sex..or sex related things."

...at least it is now.

He just stared at me, the room silent save for the cheering on tv. "your what now?"

"new years resolution, you know that thing people do every new years, setting a goal for the year to come."

He blinked, running a tongue over his sharp teeth, "I knew that...so you set any goal, and yours was to make your vagina sad for a year?"

"I am not making my vagina sad."

"uh huh. so I can make one too then. alright, my totally badass and better resolution is to fuck an up tight blondie with a fat ass. or kill one."

Oh no...

he leaned down to whisper in my ear, "lucky me, I got you princess jiggle bottom. this will be such a fun year."

I scooted away from him, "you would have better luck killing me."

"you can't die."

I smiled a bit to myself, "exactly."

He snickered, "feisty, Lulu likey." He pulled me to him, nipping at my ear, "but we both know you wanna hop on this dick babe."

"uhm..how about no, and we just watch the new years special and I order pizza."

he paused, "fine, we can fuck later."

or never. never works too.

~~

Leviathan was on his phone again, this time he looked confused. "hey fat ass, its like 1am in new york right?"

I nodded, "yup. why?"

He shrugged, "death's textin me."

I looked at him confused, he was texting  thanatos? "uhm..dont you hate angels?"

"yup. but he's not really much of an angel, he just touches things and they die. besides he pretty much boycotts heaven and probably knows how to kill you but wont tell."

"he just started trying to communicate with you and you thought it would be fun to either try to have sex with his girlfriend or get him to tell you how to kill me or something huh?"

He shuddered a bit, "Uh no. I wouldn't touch that evil red headed bitch with a 10 foot pole. she commands death like a fucking puppy. Thanatos's collar is tighter than a womans getting the hell  spanked out of her in a porno. Whatever that mystic vagina can apparently do, I want no part of. plus shes got very little boob and ass."

I giggled a big, "afraid a tiny red head will bring you to your knees?"

"no. I'm just not stupid."

"worried Thanatos will kill you for touching her?"

"I would be doing him a favor if it meant he got away from that. you saw them together. ugh."

I hummed, "I thought it was cute. shes...a lot to take in but its clear she loves him. and he's so devoted to her."

"Any man who turns into some wimpy puppy because of a girl is pathetic."

"yet you are texting him."

"he texted me first. said Hi Leviathan and everything."

I smiled a bit. So Lucifer had a friend. 

That was actually kinda cute. 

"he told me some interesting shit about new years and in exchange I agreed to not cause havoc tonight."

...or thanatos is heavens barterer and they are talking because of that.

which is way less cute.

"there isn't really much to new years."

"not what Thanatos said."

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, "so what did he say."

"I get to shove my tongue down your throat at midnight."

I froze. "thats for lovers."

"my resolution is to fuck you. good enough. but why wait."

"because thats the point!"

"Dont need luck, I have a big dick."

I just sort of looked at him for a moment, "does everything revolve around your penis?"

"yeah. maybe next year we can get you to suck it."

"you-"

He shut me up by shoving his tongue down me throat.

Struggling a bit I pulled away, "not midnight!"

"Maybe not here but somewhere I'm sure. now be a good little gracie and I'll let you go to sleep tonight without bodily harm or death."

I was skeptical, "really?"

"Really. I'm that bored. you have to be fun, somehow."

I tried to ignore his fingers running up my thighs and the sort of hungry look in his eyes.

...he wasn't a bad kisser.

I mean to be honest he's really really good at it.

and its new years. people do weird things on new years.

okay...new new years resolution then...

I ran an hand through his hair, gripping the long parts of it I pulled the devil on top of me, kissing him deeply.

Next year, no giving into Leviathans crazy whims...