Blue Calculator (BOYXBOY) on hiatus

Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1

My name is Reily. I'm 5'6" go ahead laugh it up I'm short. I've always been short and scrawny for my age. Blue-ish eyes, I naturally have brown hair but I dyed it blonde or bleached it whichever you prefer. Yes I know that's super cliché but you know what? Fuck the world I do what I want. Damn it I should stop hanging out with Erin. And I'm in love with the hottest guy ever Ryder I'd ride him so hard he wouldn't even remember his own nam- snap out of it Reily, anyway I'm gay there I said it. You may think well why can't you go up to Ryder and introduce yourself and then he falls in love with you and you live happily ever after with loads of sex. Dude I wish. Well for one he has a GIRLfriend, who's a bitch I'm serious, she picked a fight with Erin, my twin. That's never a good idea. Erin was wearing a shirt that said: "WARING: I USE SARCASM BECAUSE BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE IS IN FACT FROWNED UPON IN MOST SOCIETIES." Yeah she has short temper and a huge attitude and yes that's important to the story because you don't just pick a fight with Erin. The boxing champ in our school, Liam (A/N: NOT LIAM PAYNE), he's amazing at boxing, anyway he's terrified of her and in love with her and she's in love with him but they don't know it yet. What was I talking about? Oh yeah.

Lauran, the bitchy girlfriend, picked a fight with Erin, actually Lauran was being rude to me (I don't even notice anymore I'm so used to it) and Erin was standing right there. Erin said something along the lines of pick on someone your own size. Now you may think what's the big deal? Well Erin is a fucking giant at 5'10", she got all the good genes I swear, and Lauran is the tiniest thing ever if she wasn't a bitch she would be so adorable cause she so tiny at only 5'2" on a good day. Think about this for a moment Lauran comes up to the middle of Erin's chest and Erin can be pretty damn scary when she wants to. Lauran hadn't seen Erin yet. She whirls around ready to fight when Ryder comes out of fucking nowhere, I should put on bell on him. Back to the point, a crowd was gathering to see Erin serve Lauran, a nice plate of kickass with a side of noodles, mmm noodles, no likes Lauran we're all tired of her shit. Ryder of course defends his girlfriend. Side note Ryder is 5'11" or something. That's when Lauran breaks down bawling how she was just saying hi and Erin started to threaten her and blah blah blah. Seriously how does Ryder deal with all the shit that comes out of her mouth her none existing ass must get jealous. Any whore Ryder gets angry saying how Erin should mind her own damn business, and she should just fuck off oh and my personal favorite if she had any sense she would just disown with the faggot and go live on her own. Yeah that is probably exactly what he said if it wasn't don't kill me, I have so much to live for I'm so young, I got side tracked again didn't I? Erin was about to serve him his ass on a golden platter, when Liam comes (A/N: tehe) and picks her up holding her at an arm's length away, and calmly walks away like he's not holding the strangest person in the history of strange people in his hands. And before you even ask, yes Erin was shouting about chopping his balls off and I think something about a blue calculator being shoved up his ass. I've learned not to ask. Erin is that person who can swear at the teachers, insults said teachers and the teachers do absolutely nothing about it, but when someone else says the exact same thing as her the get a week's worth of detentions it's funny really.

"Reily are you even listening to me?" Mr. What's His Face asks

"Was I supposed to?" I reply I swear Erin's rubbing off on me. Speak of the devil,

"HEMMA IS REAL I JUST SAW IT EMMA POOLE AND HARRY STYLES WERE JUST MAKING OUT BITCHES IT'S REAL IF YOU DON'T THINK THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE YOU NEED TO GET CHECKED BECAUSE THEY ARE AND IF YOU DON'T SHIP THEM THEN I WILL CUT YOU IN TO TINY PIECES WITH A BLUE CALCULATOR" Erin yells at the top of her lungs as she bursts into the classroom.

"Erin we are happy that's the case--"the math teacher gets cut off by the art teacher running into the room shouting "BWAHAHA YOU LOST AND I WIN I TOLD YOU THERE WERE GOING TO GET TOGETHER BEFORE THE SULLIVAN TWINS TURNS 18"

"I don't know whether or not to be offended by that statement cause we are 18" Erin says confused.

"Hold it when did you turn 18?"The art teacher asks.

"About 10 minutes ago" she replied.

"When did Harry and Emma start dating?" he asks.

"10 minutes ago" Erin said

"So I didn't win wait but then you-" he points to the math teacher "-didn't win either because they were exactly 18 not over at all."

"Guys you're making my brain hurt" Erin complains.

"No one asked you Erin" the art teacher says before he pecks his husband, the math teacher on the lips. Everyone in the class yelled "EW" while Erin screamed "GET IN THERE" over everyone else.

"COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT ONE..." the art teacher continued to yell insults at Erin as he chased her down the hall and Erin was laughing hysterically as she ran away. I shot out of my chair to make sure Erin doesn't get her and the art teacher arrested it's happened before that's a great story, oh and the principal is totally okay with Erin being Erin because he thinks Erin is going to be a famous writer and the art teacher is good friends with Erin for whatever reason who knows I have an insane twin who's not actually insane, principal just stopped caring.

Emma, Harry, Erin, Liam, and I were all in a pizza parlor getting strange looks from everyone and anyone. Why you may ask well Emma and Harry were making out like always and Erin was sitting on Liam's lap, no their not together unfortunately, shoving pizza in her mouth, Liam was telling Erin to breathe and I was laughing hysterically. It was quite the sight.

Emma and Harry stopped making out of once and Liam stopped telling Erin to breathe and Erin for once stopped eating when they saw someone walk into the parlor. I got serious pretty damn quick, most things wouldn't stop Erin from eating even if we're out of food at home she whips a sandwich out of fucking nowhere, and turned around only to be looking at the strangest sight ever... Big Bird and Elmo eating a deer raw, ha gross I wish nope it was Ryder pressed against the wall by Steve, a hunk of man 6'2" bulging muscles, barrel chest basically he looks like Captain American which is ironic because his name is Steve Rodgers and he was super skinny and fragile looking last year.

"STEVIE BOY" Erin yells in a high pitch screechy voice. Steve pulls his mouth away from Ryder's. He turns around, sees Erin and runs out screaming how he's too young to die, leaving Ryder standing there to face Erin alone well I would hate to be him in this moment.

Erin walks up to Ryder grabs his upper arm and drags him outside. But not before screaming at Liam to grab Reily and to make sure he doesn't escapes. Liam gives me a sympathetic look before dragging me out to where Erin was dragging Ryder towards our house. 'I am in so much shit' was probably both mine and Ryder's expression. Knowing Erin we were. Fuck.