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Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2

Ryder watched terrified as Erin paced back and forth. Liam stood behind Ryder with his hands on Ryder's shoulders. Ryder was sweating bullets, it probably didn't help that Erin would glance up every once in a while as she stopped pacing. Then she would shake her head and go back to pacing.

"Oh for fuck's sake get on with it." I say.

"Ryder-"he flinches "- chill I'm not going to kill you yet, just seriously injure you. Wait no too much work. Hm let me collect all the facts. You bully Reily because he likes dicks the actual male anatomy, not the metaphorical dicks, but then you make out with Steve which if I'm sticking to the relationship handbook that's cheating on The Bitch, and yes that's her name now. You know what I'm going out on a limb here and say that you only act like a homophobic dick because The Bitch is one herself and your parents approve of her. Which is dumb, and you are actually gay but you're afraid of what your parents will think but I know your parents and they like me a lot like a of the parents because I'm awesome and I say what they want to hear. Oh and you think The Bitch is well a bitch and you want to ditch but she is a lot like me in manipulating people to her will except I use my powers for good and not evil. And I just referenced ever super hero movie ever made. Anywhore, see what I did there? No? Okay, oh and your parents think her ego is too big. Stop looking at me like that parents spill there guts over good food and good wine, what do you think I do every Sunday and Friday go out or do homework what are you crazy, no I invite some parents or teachers over for dinner because I need to work on my people skills and my cooking and I need guinea pigs, and they comply because I'm awesome. What was I talking about, oh yeah, egos they think her ego is to big like as in Russia big and should be about normal ego size. Once again your parents are very nice people who I have on speed dial remember that. That would nice to not have to feel like I'm competing with The Bitch over who has the most followers because I don't have followers I just know a lot of people who happen to like me and the things that come out of mouth. Let's get back on those train tracks 'cause I completely derailed. Great now I'm thinking about trains. Ugh sometimes it sucks to be me. Anywhore you are afraid but admitting that makes you seem like a pussy, you want out with The Bitch and make Reily your bitch mostly because I don't see you as a bottom unless it's for Steve because who wouldn't bottom for that man. He's hotter than the sun. Great now I'm thinking about dicks actually dicks which I guess isn't so bad-"

"ERIN FOCUS" Liam shouts, huh never heard him shout. He's usually very level headed which is especially important for dealing with Erin.

"Liam you should know by now I never focus"

"Unless it's on his dick" I say casually

"Reily what the fuck are you talking about, aw Liam you are so adorable when you blush." Erin gushes changing the subject quicker than you can say: what. Ryder sighs seeing as the attention is no longer on him.

"Oh and Ryder I'm not done with you yet, I just have to make sure Emma and Harry haven't sucked each other's faces off" Erin starts to walk off when Ryder gets a burst of courage and says "that's right bitch walk away you don't have the guts to do anything to me besides Steve forced himself on me, and I love Lauran and I'd rather get Lauran pregnant then kiss Reily" Oh ouch did you hear that? It was my heart shattering into a million pieces. Well I am very glad I have Erin on my side 'cause I don't ever want to be in Ryder's position ever. He literally just put a giant red bottom saying do not press. Liam and I carefully back away as Erin slowly turns around. Oh shit Erin is pissed. Or maybe not she just calmly pulls out her phone and holds up a finger for the international sigh for hold on a minute, does something and begins to call someone.

"Hi Julie I was just staring at the empty kitchen when I realized that I haven't had you and Tom over in a while... oh your son yes I've seen him why don't you let him come to I have enough food... absolutely not you are my guest I am not going let you cook... what was I think? Oh just spaghetti and meatballs all homemade...so see you over at 5ish okay bye" Erin hangs up on Julie who that is I have no idea. At that moment Ryder's phone dings, he looks at it and a horrified look comes across his face and he looks up at Erin who's just standing there like someone handed her a huge slap of chocolate, it's happened before it's the same face. Liam and I are standing here like what the fuck is going on.

"Reily be a doll for me and come to dinner and please dress nice, oh Liam you too," Erin says, "If it makes you feel any better Ryder you can invite your girlfriend."

HOLY SHIT, Erin's having Ryder's parent, Ryder and his girlfriend, who according her his parents hate, Liam, and I, this would end terribly for anyone but Erin so this is going to go terribly and I'm going to die at least I'll see Ryder's lovely face before I die but then again I'll see The Bitch, Erin's right it fits, this is going to be one of two things a) super fucking funny or 2) the most humiliating experiences of my life. Lovely. Erin what have you gotten us into this time?

"REILY GET YOUR CUTE ASS DOWN HERE, YOU LOOK FINE, YOU NOW WHY BECAUSE LIAM IS AMAZING AT THESE THINGS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DIN'T GET DOWN HERE I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN HERE AND TIE YOU TO THE CHAIR," Erin has been screaming threats at me for the better part of the last hour. This going to be horrifying, I do look fine in a faded batman tee and a pair of worn in blue jeans, but I just don't want to face Ryder's parents. What if they are homophobic, or what of the like Lauran better than me? This is a bad idea.

"Reily," Erin peaks her head through the door, "you okay?"

"No" I sigh; Erin comes and sits down on the side of the bed next to where I flopped on the bed in the middle of my distress.

"Look, maybe this was a bad idea, but a lot of my bad ideas end up being good ideas, and if you seriously don't want to do this I won't force you. It's just I'm tired, I'm tired of never living up to everyone's expectations, and I know that I haven't been a great twin this past year. I know it the whole parents mysteriously disappearance thing has been hard on you, but I'm trying, I want to do something good for my little brother, instead of just being the class clown that gets away with anything"

"Erin I know that it's been hard on you, it's been hard on both of us to try and get job and be in school, I know the whole being outed as gay thing has been hard on you and your damn protective streak, Erin it really isn't you against the world, and I couldn't ask for a better twin, besides you're the best younger sister I have, I've have to play with the hand I've been dealt." Erin stands up, laughs and ruffles my hair.

"I maybe younger but you're the shorter one, moment over, now come on Julie and Tom will love you I pinky promise" oh right I forgot about that in our touching moment which was completely unnecessary but that's life a lot of moments are unnecessary but are the best. To Erin a pinky promise is the most important promise there is. She's the strange twin, well not like I can say I'm normal, I can be strange just not as strange as Erin. And I have to be comfortable with them. Erin and I have always been compared as the sun and the moon. She's the sun with her ability to make anyone smile and me with me 'presets that's comforting' whatever the fuck that means. But a lot of things about us are opposites but it works because we really don't care about a lot of things except each other and a few other minor things.