*Author's note:all say I if you want to skip ahead to the actual stuff that matters and doesn't leave me at a cliff and about to
Everyone: "I!"
Good now time to move on before it was blah blah blah blah blah baby born more tears Jason turing sane skippy skippy lalalalaa Ain't this fun skipping a lot of shit cause i feel like it OK WE GET IT AKANE!*
*Akanes POV*
FINALLY HOME" I screamed walking into the BFM (big fucking mansion)
"Yeah yeah shut up" Jeff said grumpy slouch on the couch as Tensa brought in my shit we bought on our date
"Shall I throw the milk or something at him" Tensa asked me putting down my shit
"Na I got this" I said Picking up Useless and throwing him at jeff "OH NO DOUBLE PERVS HITTING ON ME" I screamed as Liz jumped through the window
"WHERE?!" Liz screamed
"Right there" I said pointing at Zeref and Jeff kissing Accidentally
"*Takes photos* This is going in the news" Liz said
"saki gonna be pissed. ", said neko
"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT" Jeff yelled
"Lets put it in everyones phone" Me and liz said sending it to everyone in the plant
"*sees text from saki*knife, bomb, gun emojis Zeref. " Liz said
"NOOOO" Zeref yelled
"JEFF X ZEREF IS A THING FINALLY" Lelouch screamed from Lizzes house
"Somones deadddd" I said
"*laughs*she coming over to kill you... " Liz said
"*Hides behind akane* save me" Zeref said not realizing I was in a fucking skirt
"No pervet and could you let go of my ass" I said and Liz sent a photo to saki
"ZEREF! *Use axe to cut down door*Johnny here! " Saki said
"Ahhhhh!" Zeref screamed in a womanly scream
"Waifu gonna end your lifu with a knifu. " saki said
"Tensa you better move" I sighed kicking zeref to saki
"Sure" Tensa said picking up my 5555 bags
"Did you guys go shopping or what" Lelouch said
"No I just did a jack skellyton thing where I stole christmas" I said
"Literally" Tensa sighed
"*axes up Zeref*I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you! " saki said
"Bye bye zeref boo" Liz and me said
"Am i in trouble" Jeff asked liz
"Nah I'm less violent than her I know she did it to piss me off. " Liz said
"No we only did to wake up Neko and shi shi" I said
"still managed to piss me off though and I was sleeping so peaceful. " Liz said
"Oh well" I said
"Phew" Jeff said
"Ok now to go... *Sees jeffrey* NO NO NO NO" I said
"should we save the axe boy? " Saki asks
"No don't" I said closing all the windows
"He knows where you live" Tensa said
"No this house is really small" I said
"why is he with a girl who looks like me but with short hair? " saki said
"I have no idea" I said
"HI AKANE I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN JEFF AND USELESS KISSING" Jeffrey screamed
"Whatttt??????" I said
"I'm over you and now with lizo " Jeffrey said
"who is lizo?" Liz asks
"The other side of you or your evil twin" Jeffrey said
"So their into the woods family great" I said
"Evil side of that why Im not mean she everything that mean about me. " Liz sighed
"I guess" Jeffrey said
"This is weird I see a look alike from me dating Jeffrey or married to him I don't know*picks up little Jeff*what next you two having a kid together*laughs*" Liz laughs
"NO ITS TO SOON" jeffrey said
"Yeah not really I mean you guys could parallel me and Jeff. " Liz laughed
"Yeahhh righhttt" Jeff and Jeffrey said
"Beside I just got a grasp on reality. ", said Lizo.
"Yes you did" Jeffrey said
"My life is saved" Jeff said
"? ", said Liz
"Two mommies! ", shouted Little Jeff
"Great here we go again" Jeff sighed
"no she not me she a whole other person I'm your mommy not her*gives him to Jeff*so was that all? "Liz sighed
"For me yes" Jeffrey said
"thank you now leave I don't want my son thinking he has two moms. " Liz yelled
"Not 2 dads at least" jeff said
"so goodbye so Saki you done killing useless? " Liz asked
"*drops axe*now I am. ", said Saki
"Poor useless" Shiro said poking the dead body
"useless r u still there? " Liz asks
"Nope" useless said
"that what you get for marrying Saki" Liz sighed
"*cries* i did nothing" zeref whined
"*screams and kick him*I hate you I hate you I hate you! " Saki yellled
"OWWW" Zeref screamed
"Just dont reck the house" Tensa said
"this place is kind of small I might change it up a bit. " Liz sighed
"Really" Tensa said?
"Hell ya*put hands together, slam them to the ground and turn TAA to BFM*there. " Liz said
"Its sooo big" Liz awed
"Yay bigger rooms" I said
YOU ARE READING
Akane's Story {COMPLETED}
Fiksi PenggemarOk So I wrote this story a while ago and I have continuations of it on private and I thought you know what why not post it on here. So I hope you enjoy this ^..^ but just to warn you this is gonna be super long and confusing for sure since I had an...
