wow em great way to start the year

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BRO I THREW UP TWICE TODAY AND IM NOT SICK

like ok here's the story

so me and my fam went to the mall for christmas and i was hungry because i hadnt eaten right

so we went to subway and i ate my food REALLY FUCKING FAST because i was hungry as heck

then

we're in fucking gap and i sit down on tbe ground in tbe middle of the store and my aunt is like "are you okay?" and i shrugged and then i was like "FUCK I FEEELLL WEIRD" and then we fucking rAN TO FIND A TRASH CAN BUT NO BITCH THERE WERE NONE

so i was gagging and shit and almost puked on the ground and everyone was looking at me

and we finally found a trash can and i GOT SO FUCKING SICK

like

so much puke

THEN i was like "YEET BOY I FEEL GREAT!! i feel better now it's lit"

and we bought some clothes and left

then we're at my aunts house

and as we're leaving there im like "OH GOD DJDNDN NO" and then BAM I GET SICK AGAIN

but it was more dry heaving and it was FUCKING PAINFUL

and now im hungry again but im too scared to eat because i dont wanna puke when i go to gee's house later

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