Optimus: Livewire? Where did you go? (Looks in berthroom) Sweetspark?
Lightning: (looks up from datapad) She went out, something about a blanket...?
Optimus: Scrap, I am as good as dead. (Paces)
Lightning: Why? What did you do this time?
Optimus: (frowns) Don't make it sound like I am always the problem.
Lightning:... (Snorts)
Optimus: (huffs) I accidentally threw the blanket she planned to give to our sparkling away.
Lightning: (bursts into a fit of laughter) Geez Prime. Could you do anything more stupid?
Ratchet: (walks in) What about Optimus being stupid?
Optimus: Nothing Ratchet.
Lightning: (giggles) This tin can of a mech decided to throw away his sparkmate's blanket that she had planned to give to their sparkling.
Ratchet: (arches optic ridge) You did?
Optimus: Okay, yes I did but I didn't mean to! Give a mech a break.
Livewire: I am back, with a blanket just for you, Optimus. (Holds up net made of chain)
Optimus: (Optics widen) Wait, Liv', sweetspark I can explain...
Livewire: (Looks to Lightning) Mind helping?
Lightning: (grinning wolfishly) With pleasure, Liv'. (Puts down datapad and grabs other side of the net)
Ratchet: (trying to muffle his laughter) Femmes, is this really necessary?
Livewire and Lightning: YES!!
Livewire: You never throw away stuff meant for a sparkling. That goes against Sire/Carrier law.
Optimus and Ratchet: (share a look) WHAT?!?
Livewire: Sire/Carrier law.
Optimus: (completely confused) I am your sparkmate. How the frag did I not know of this?
Livewire: Because I just made it up. Now, you (points at Optimus) to the berthroom. Now.
Optimus: (stands taller) And who gave you the right--
Livewire: (Places servo on hip, raises optic ridge)
Optimus: ... (Swallows) Yes ma'am... (Turns and walks to berthroom)
{TO BE CONTINUED}
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Okay, so don't judge to harshly. Still working out the kinks. Anyways, if you want a dare or have something humiliating for anybot in TFP, just comment and I will get to work.
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Transformers Prime Bloopers, Gag Reels, and Other Goofy Things
HumorWhat the title says. With me being Prime's sparkmate, I get to know the bots when cameras aren't rolling. I swear to you, its hilarious. Hope y'all enjoy.
