Total Drama Minecraft Returns

Episode 1 Part 1

"Welcome to season 4 of Total Drama Minecraft! I'm Herobrine, your host as always," Herobrine said. He was standing on the wooden dock of a familiar island.

"If you've seen the other three seasons, you should know how this show works. If you haven't seen the other three seasons, what are you doing here? Go read those first!" Herobrine ordered.

"Anyway, this season will take place on the island from season one. We will have the same mobs from season three, plus two new ones. That makes 22 contestants in all," Herobrine explained. "It's time for Total Drama Minecraft Returns!"

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"What do you mean there's no theme song? We didn't have a theme song in the other three seasons either? Well this is embarrassing," Herobrine muttered. "Oh look, here comes the first contestant now!"

A boat floated up to the dock, and out stepped a familiar bat. He stared at Herobrine, but didn't speak.

"You're supposed to say something, Ech," Herobrine said.

Ech shrugged. "Hi." He then flew over to the side of the dock.

"What a great start to this season," Herobrine said sarcastically. "Here's the next contestant."

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a brown horse jumped out.

"Howdy, y'all!" she exclaimed. "I'm back and ready to win!"

"That's great, Haylee." Herobrine rolled his eyes. "Stand over by Ech."

"You betcha'!" Haylee said happily, and she galloped over to Ech.

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a wolf without a collar stepped out.

"I'm back," Kain said with a sigh. "Yay."

"Such enthusiasm!" Herobrine exclaimed. "Next!"

A pure white bunny hopped out of the next boat. "Hiya, guys! I'm back!"

"Are you that scary killer bunny thing? Cuz I saw you on TV and that was freaky," Haylee said.

"Nope! It's just regular ol' Ory!" Ory replied. She hopped over to the other mobs.

"Here comes the next contestant," Herobrine said.

Another boat floated up to the dock, and a gray donkey stepped out, looking angry.

"I'm back," he seethed.

"You don't look happy, Jack," Herobrine pointed out.

"I think we all know why I'm not happy," Jack growled.

"I do. But I don't care. Next!" Herobrine announced.

A mooshroom stepped out of the next boat. "Where's Cocoa?"

Herobrine shrugged. "Not here yet."

"Darn. I want my cuddlekins."

"You're almost as bad as Agatha, Moolissa," Herobrine shuddered. "Next."

A squid hopped out of the next boat. "Why don't you just put all of us on one boat?"

"I don't know. That probably would've been a good idea," Herobrine replied.

"And now we have to split this episode into two parts because this will take forever," the squid said.

"Don't criticize me, Cean," Herobrine snapped.

Cean shrugged and hopped over to the other mobs. He nodded to Ech, who gave a small smile.

Another boat pulled up. This time, two mobs jumped out.